Write six-word stories

[pmoseman]

Wendy grew tomatoes. Jack killed her.

 

[ForEverAfter]

The pope shits in the woods.

 

[ForEverAfter]

Sentient mushrooms grow on some shit.

 

[ForEverAfter]

A vegan commits first degree murder.

 

[ForEverAfter]

"The Vegan Who Ate Holy Shit."
(A Novel, in three short parts.)

 

[ForEverAfter]

God loves you, but he's homicidal.
"The Bible, in a Nut Shell."

 

[ForEverAfter]

Lacking confidence. Overcoming obstacles. Achieving impossibilities.
"Masturbatory Hollywood Feel-Good Propaganda Adventures."

 

[mindseye888]

Prince rescues maiden after adventurous journey.
This thread is awesome!

 

[rickolasnice]

Accident or not; my mates dead.

Doing your best ended with achievement.

A sick man collects dismembered trophies.

 

[rickolasnice]

God creates man with original sin.
God creates Jesus to help man.
Jesus crucified; free's world of sin.

God made self - to kill self!
To rid the sins he gave you.

5 6 word stories as part of a series.

 

[Shadowsblaze]

Lost a bro too, no lost Bros three.

 

[rickolasnice]

That's 8 words man - you lose.

 

[Shadowsblaze]

Fell asleep on power tower, shocking.

 

[rickolasnice]

Fell on my head. Soon dead.

 

[pmoseman]

Men fought and died for nothing.

 

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[tokenname]

I knew better, but you promised.
I promised you, but knew better.
You promised better, but I knew.

 

[Jabberwocky]

the dope almost killed me often

 

[Jabberwocky]

I don´t want to be you
I just want to be me
I don´t want to be chained
I just want to be free

 

[Jabberwocky]

Why walk, when you can run
Why hate, when you can love
Why steal, when you can share
Why bleed, when you can heal
Why starve, when you can eat
Why flee, when you can fight
Why hug, when you can fuck
Why drink, when you can smoke
Why swallow, when you can shoot
Why take, when you can give
Why try, when you can do

Is there something I have missed?