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Write a Letter to your S/O or Crush.

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David~
I'm pretty upset that you promised me this morning you would be here to fall asleep with me tonight, yet you waited all day to buy .5g instead and I've been here by myself waiting the whole time. I'm pissed you won't get home until tomorrow. I've been lonely and missing u all day, expecting u to walk in at any minute, since you kept calling to say you were on your way. But you're not coming. I feel stood up and unimportant. A bit like you knew you weren't coming home tonight, but told me you were because you knew you had promised you would.

I wish I were more mad at you.

But all I really want is for you to be home.

Hurry up asshole
~Andrea
 
Dear Loverboy,

Thank you for taking the intitiative today to talk. You have no idea how much I've missed you these past couple of weeks and how much you have been on my mind. I was almost trying to begin trying to deal with the idea of us being over and that's why I've been so irritable the past few days. But now I'm glowing. I wish I could be with you right now. I know we have nothing in common and we're at completely different stages in our lives but I don't care. All that matters to me is how safe and peaceful I feel when you hold me. It sounds cheesy, I know, believe me. I put on this tough exterior and act as though I don't care but I do. I'm just too afraid to really show it. And even though I know this is never going to be serious, I think that's what makes it so beautiful. I don't feel that constant worry or fear in the back of my mind that I'm going to get hurt or what if he chooses someone else because you are simply not mine. You do not belong to me just as I do not belong to you. We are free as the wind, simply two breezes floating together along the same path for the time being. When it is time to go our separate ways, I will be content having shared that moment, however brief, with you.
 
GenericMind said:
Dear dear,

We need to talk. As you know, Halo 3 is coming out for the XBox soon. As much as I love cumming all over your face every night Master Chief, and indeed all of mankind, will need me to fend off the new alien onslaught. I'm sure you can understand the importance of this undertaking and why it means I won't be spending time with you anymore. Thanks for the good times sweety. See you around.

Cheers,

Mike


P.S. I slept with your sister.
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^ hahaha good stuff
 
dear ,
come back from germany:(

dear ,
i hate you i love you you probly dont even think of me at all anymore:(

dear ,
see you in chem fri:)
 
Dear M,

You mean more to me than anything. I can't believe how amazing and wonderful you are. I feel so lucky that you took a chance on me.
 
I really like you....a lot. You are a breath of fresh air in more ways than you probably realize. All i can hope for is that you feel the same way about me that i feel about you. Sometimes when i think of you i wonder if you are somewhere thinking about me too. I havent felt this way in a while, how about you?
 
SYYMPHO! :) :) :)

Dear ****,

With things so new and unexpected, it's hard to find words for how I feel without feeling either inadequate or hokey. But thank you for being so awesome. I am very grateful to have you in my life, and I look up to you more than you know. You're so damn smart. You weren't scared to help me pick up the pieces. I can talk to you about anything. And thanks to your parents for creating an adorable hottie with an ass I could bounce a quarter off.

Grope you soon,

Mariposa

:)
 
Dear P,

I have never met anyone that makes me so happy and so sad at the same time. You bring out of me a fire, a desire, a hunger, a feeling, a love I have never felt before; one I never thought possible. Yet, you choose to let me pass you by. Your smile, your touch, your face, your laugh, your voice, your thoughts, everything gets inside me and warms and tortures me to no end. I don't understand how you could let me pass you by. I am your cure. I am your fire. I am that which you desire. Yet your immaturity, stupidity, and selfishness leaves me hanging in the dust. You will be the one that haunts me for even now I cannot be with you. The lies, the deception, the flighty behavior all dries my tears. I wish you the wisedom to realize I am the one, the maturity to do what is right, and the desire to find the true path that is me.

How do I keep you when i cant have you?

ME
 
stellablue75 said:
Dear Albert Walker,

I just thought when I saw this thread I would take time to tell you how much I love you and that I am so happy with you. I have looked for a long time and met a lot of people. You are the only one that I am so happy to be around and I am glad we are together. I am sure that we will be together for a long time and always if it's up to me. I love you and hope to see a post from you next. I know that our sex life is the best ever, and I know that sounds bad, but you make me feel so beautiful.=D

Love,
Stella
oxoxox
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Dear Stella

We have had a long relationship and I am so glad that I have been able to spend the past few years with you. You mean so much to me and I do not ever want to lose you. The way you can smile at me makes me feel special. I love you with all my heart and hope we have many more years ahead of us.

wubbins
 
dear daniyella,

I really have fell for you daniyel.. Your view on life intrigues me immensely and i wish i was like you, i love your flamboyant look on life, i am merely a virgo and the cautious one, who prefers company of a few close friends rather than be in a group load of people.. i hope tho that these differences doesnt interfere on our life, i am patient.. and i will gladly wait for you too call me :).. I proper want this to work and i will gladly live a quiet life whilst you live in the thick of it, because i am willing to do anything for love.. and seeing you happy is whats most important, even if it means us braking up, that would hurt but not as much as it would hurt seeing u upset .. Your so important to me, your so lively and caring, your always there for anyone your sooo gorgeous and u know how to have a good time without drugs.. although sometimes your alcohol intake can be a bit high (a drug i despise) you dont depend on substances every day , and my marajuana habit needs to be dropped .. this i am going to start :). because u are more important to me than any chemical.. The euphoria you bring is sooo real and its not chemically induced (although sum may argue love changes your brain chemistry)

I will do anything for you.. and i know we can work out, with hard work, truth, commitment.. as well as being happy, sharing and caring .. we will make for a brilliant life, I hope this is what happens, and we do not fall apart, cause we have unlimited potential :)

Lots of love ,,, Jaymeeee
 
Dear ____,
Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend before we started seeing each other!?

/Sigh!
 
Lets get this in writing

Dear M,
Please, just sign & return this to me and we can go out,

Love, S :-)

The party of the first part (herein referred to as "she"), being of sound mind and pretty good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as "him"):

1. FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship
(colloquially referred to as the "first date"), each party agrees to fully disclose any current girl/boyfriends, dependent children, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, social diseases, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with anyone else that have not yet been terminated.

Further, each party agrees to make known any deep-seated complexes and/or fanatical obsessions with pets, careers, and/or organized sports. Failure to make these disclosures will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere.

2. INDEMNIFICATION OF FRIENDS: Both parties agree to hold the person who arranged the liaison (colloquially referred to as the "matchmaker") blameless in the event that the "fix-up" turns out to be a "real loser" or "psycho bitch". (For definition of "real loser", see "John DeLorean My Story", available at most bookstores, or any picture of Bob Guccione in "Penthouse". For definition of "psycho bitch," see Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct" or Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction.")

3. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP: Should said relationship proceed past the first date, both parties mutually agree to use the following terminology in describing their said "dating": For the first thirty (30) days, both parties consent to say they are "going out". (This neither implies nor states any guarantee of exclusivity.) Following the first thirty 30) days, both parties may say they are "seeing somebody" and may be referred to by third parties as "an item". Sixty (60) days following the commencement of the first date, either member may elect to use the terms "girl/boyfriend" or "lover" and their mutual acquaintances may refer to them as "a couple". Under no circumstances are the phrases "my better half," "the little woman," "the old ball and chain," or "my old man/lady" acceptable. Furthermore, if both members consent, this timetable may be sped up; however, if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "moving too fast" and may once again be said to be "on the market."

4. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY: For the first thirty (30) days, both parties agree not to ask questions about the other's whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods. No unreasonable demands or expectations will be made; "rights" or "holds" on the other's time. Following the first six weeks or forty-five (45) days, if one party continues to be "missing in action" the "wounded party" agrees to "give up".

5. DATING ETIQUETTE: For the first thirty (30) days, both members of the couple agree to be overly considerate of the other's work pressures, schedules, and business ambitions. All dates will be made at least twenty-four(24) hours in advance; there will be no "running off in the middle of the night to console an old girl/boyfriend", and both parties agree to strike the phrase "but he/she needs me" from their vocabularies. Further, during the first six (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt one spontaneous home-cooked meal or to arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected bouquet of flowers.
Following the first forty-five (45) days, both parties will return to their normal personalities.

6. TERMS OF PAYMENT: It is agreed that -- respective gross income aside "he" will pick up the tab at all dinners, clubs, theaters, and breakfasts until: He considers her suitably impressed, He is broke, or He says, "this is ridiculous, you pay!" Not included in this agreement are meals ordered from the bedroom, which are subject to the availability of discretionary funds on hand at the time.

7. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS (occasionally known as the "Why do I bother to keep my own apartment?" codicil): Should said relationship progress to the point where the couple spends more than four nights a week together, every effort shall be made to split the time between their respective apartments. Further, it is agreed that both sides will attempt to silence the lewd remarks of landlords, or roommates. Both will avoid having their mothers call at 7:30 in the morning. He agrees to "pick up after himself" while in residence at her apartment, including washing his whiskers out of the sink, and assisting with household duties. By the same token, she agrees to respect his right to keep his apartment "a mess".

8. THE 90-DAY GRACE PERIOD: For the first three months, each member of the phrases couple agrees to hold the other blameless in the euphoric use of like "Let's move in together," "Why don't we start a family?" and – using archaic terminology -- "Let's get married."

9. THE "L" WORD: For the first sixty (60) days, both parties agree not to use the phrase "I love you." They may love plants, dogs, cats, cars, concerts, or the way a particular pair of jeans fits, but not each other. Failure by one party to abide by this rule will result in the other party using the "G" word ... "Gone."

10. GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION: Any of the following will be grounds for immediate termination and final dissolution of said relationship:
Infidelity: Running off at any time to console an ex-girl/boyfriend, ending any argument with the sentence "My ex used to do that same ...."


 
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Dear M,
Please, just sign & return this to me and we can go out,
Love, S :-)
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Hey S,
I dont think so! Im not signing that POS-
I dont like the part that says you must abstain from lovemaking for 90 days! ;)
Hee Hee
Love,
M :)
 
getreal said:
Hey S,
I dont think so! Im not signing that POS-
I dont like the part that says you must abstain from lovemaking for 90 days! ;)
Hee Hee
Love,
M :)
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No dear... I didn't think you would go for that. Will reword it changing days to hours... or minutes ;)

Thanks all, I STOLE it myself :) Sorry, I'm just not that funny :| Still, I'm sure glad it put a smile on some folks faces... I live to give =D
 
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