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Hrmmmm..... 🤔🤫 Now that is a dilly of a pickle!
It's a South Park reference

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I used to add pickle juice to my beer for flavoring. Though I'd never Badlands that shit straight outta the jar. Badlands Chugs on Youtube --->>
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That was me when I was pregnant. And I've been known to do it at other times too. I love the sweet vinegary taste.

It's a South Park reference

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Ohhh LOL I haven't seen that episode. Or if I have I was really wasted and don't remember it (quite likely).
 
I saw the mention of Southpark and had to go binge watch some clips on Youtube cuz' it's been so long since I've watched it. Got to this one, starting @1:26, and almost choked on my food from laughing out loud.

"Mr. Garisson, seriously, I have to go. Can I please be excused form class?"

"I don't know Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?" <-- (finger puppet)

"I don't wanna ask Mr Hat! I'm asking YOU!"

"Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat."

"Mr Hat, may I please be excused from class?"

"Well, Klyle, NO! YOU HEAR ME? YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pickle juice cures tummy aches in my fam, my answers are the same as jerry
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Kewl! P.S. We GIF whores need to stick together! Be proud! Be loud! And Gif the FUCK out of your posts!!!!!!!!! See ya tomorrow night. I'm off to bed!
 
Sorry I wasn't here. Was feeling sorry for myself because I'm a Goddamn drunk that needs to straighten up and fly right. I need to at least be sober on the nights before I work the next day. But as of yet I'm not doing what I should be doing. The thing is, Robi, I fucking LOVE drinking. I got myself down to 5 beers a night, but that's still awful. Like, complete drunk awful. I gotta get some self control, gotta stop wanting that feeling all the time. But it's hard. Like, an ex-con's dick after getting out of prison, HARD. I know, that's a terrible analogy, but it's true.

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Oh YAY 😀

Have a B-B-Q with friends or go out for dinner ?

Eat a small jar of green olives or a small jar of dill pickles?

Eat 5 tablespoons of mustard or 5 tbs. horseradish?

Smoke joints for life or ciggies? ( can't do both ) ?

Have sex with your ex or spend 10 days in jail?

Go out for dinner.

Small jar of olives.

5 tablespoons of mustard.

Smoke ciggies.

Spend 10 days in jail. Doesn't matter which ex -- I never go back!!


Thanks @Nurse Ratched

 
Sorry I wasn't here. Was feeling sorry for myself because I'm a Goddamn drunk that needs to straighten up and fly right. I need to at least be sober on the nights before I work the next day. But as of yet I'm not doing what I should be doing. The thing is, Robi, I fucking LOVE drinking. I got myself down to 5 beers a night, but that's still awful. Like, complete drunk awful. I gotta get some self control, gotta stop wanting that feeling all the time. But it's hard. Like, an ex-con's dick after getting out of prison, HARD. I know, that's a terrible analogy, but it's true.

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i dont whether know to laugh or cry, so i will do both,like i do normally and its not pretty darling, but seems to amuse most everyone in my life, but a few make themselves real big and make strange noises around me, im not a fucking bear! when i want to drink lately, its usually cos im turd n hungry, lame as it is ,try to eat first before drinking, you know the deal, one thing thats helped me, is remembering the hangovers, especially night before work, so eat 2 chickens,2 potatoes a lil side salad(daintily) and a cake or 2 and work 8 days a week.. there for you if yah need me , dont be hard on yourself, we are our own
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worst enemies, well besides the bears and dragons
 
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