brainslookfunny
Bluelighter
If I could choose a chick that was good in bed yeah
problem is I've never been with one!
it's always get me off get me off get me off
and where's mine???
I've been nice, i deserve a blowjob damnit
"oh but I don't do that"
too bad, cause humping a lifeless corpse is boring as fuck
(unless I'm doing the mortician thing)
anyway, what I'm getting at is all my experience with sex has been semi-boring, would much rather eat some shrooms and mindfuck MYSELF
problem is I've never been with one!
it's always get me off get me off get me off
and where's mine???
I've been nice, i deserve a blowjob damnit
"oh but I don't do that"
too bad, cause humping a lifeless corpse is boring as fuck
(unless I'm doing the mortician thing)
anyway, what I'm getting at is all my experience with sex has been semi-boring, would much rather eat some shrooms and mindfuck MYSELF

:D