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Would You Pass the British Citizenship Test?

Shambles

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Well, a greatly abridged form thereof anyway. Seems I wouldn't. Can't say I'm hugely surprised cos am hardly a model citizen :o

I got all of 7 out of 13 but could probably have mustered another point or two at a push (definitely one - schoolboy error :!). They should set the full citizenship test to anybody voting BNP or UKIP and deport 'em if they fail.

Can anybody do worse than I did?
 
I mean, you failed, but at least you tried.

I am here illegally anyway so I didn't expect myself to pass ;p

ou got 5 out of 13 right!
 
Oh yeah, forgot the bumph...

You failed. You were so so close though, you’ll definitely pass next time!
I mean, you nearly passed, which is almost as good. And who even cares how old Big Ben is or when voting reform happened. If the questions were about things that really mattered, like what to put on your fish and chips (vinegar, duh), you’d pass.
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Oddly enough I got the Big Ben one right. And... erm... one of the ones on voting reform.

The fish and chip thing reminds me of a programme I watched a while back about Indian call centre workers. They (or at least those in the programme) have regular classes in British culture. Apparently fish and chips is a typical British breakfast dish. Perhaps this is what winds people up about Indian call centres? Nothing worse than when people get their foodstuffs and appropriate meals mixed up 8)

class-a-team said:
Got 6/13 but that's ok, I wouldn't want British citizenship anyway =D
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I do believe I'm detecting a theme here =D
 
I can see the benefits though, y'know, when you're chatting over the garden fence to your new Bangladeshi neighbours about how old Big Ben is it would make for a sense of unity... 8)
 
7 and I am amazed and actually couldn't really give a fuck but that passed a minute or so of this scintillating Saturday night.
 
^ You're at a distinct advantage having only just relatively recently finished school where presumably these things are taught. You may have just blown your (under)cover as a fat 50yo man ;)

inflorescence said:
7 and I am amazed and actually couldn't really give a fuck but that passed a minute or so of this scintillating Saturday night.
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That was my original draft of the OP of this thread oddly enough :D
 
Has it really come to this ? Sitting in doing soppy citizenship tests on a sat/night. Oh fucking dear! My daughter took our V tickets ( thank fuck ) and I'm happily sitting in watching match of the day.
Think I'm finally feeling my age.
 
Tbh sham I'm amazed I'm able to type right now.

I haven't only just finished school, I finished school 3(?) years ago, agesss. And no fat old man jokes please please, I am feeling woeful (ooh good word) because of related things (because I'm fat harhar) yes.

My god that was an effort.
 
strungout2010 said:
Has it really come to this ? Sitting in doing soppy citizenship tests on a sat/night. Oh fucking dear! My daughter took our V tickets ( thank fuck ) and I'm happily sitting in watching match of the day.
Think I'm finally feeling my age.
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This girl I am really starting to like has gone to V.. I should of went tbh... but too late now :/

She get's paranoid if I go somewhere... and I get paranoid when she's out.. especially V 8(

I hate these emotions... need to sleep on them I think
 
12 out of 13. I admit I guessed the one about jury in Scotland.

In my experience I just needed to be white and have the ability to tackle and kick off both feet
 
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