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worst position youv been found in/or found others in IE:passed out,cracked out

My & my GF & my buddy & his GF decided to go camping. In the winter... well, late fall, so it was pretty chilly out (about 30 miles N of Chicago) but the state park was basically closed for the season, so we could camp for free & there was hardly anyone else there. So we proceed to smoke & drink a LOT, and finally pass out in the tent. Well I guess my friend had puked pretty hard during the night and it was all over the tent floor. His GFs long hair was all in the puke, and it was so chilly that the puke was frozen. I was the first one up & she woke up shortly after me. She sat up & had this big flat sheet of frozen puke stuck to her head. Needless to say, the rest of the morning was rather uncomfortable.
 
i met this chick at an amscot of all places, and decided we should hang out. my buddy and i are fixing up our 3 roxy shots in the back room of an ice cream parlor, and shes like i want some too. so gave her 2 which she snorted. 15 min later we r drinking in my car behind this arcade, and she starts to make out with me but then nods. repeatedly. and then is out cold. so me and my bud go and play games for a half hour or prolly longer. so i drop my buddy off and im driving her home. and then i get to the keypad to enter the place. and i cant wake her up to give me the code. kneeling on her lap holding her eyelids open smacking her in the face, i noticed she was breathing...very slowly and haggardly. as the nurses were pulling her out of my car, i noticed she had peed on my seat. likely because i was kneeing her in the bladder for a bit trying to make her live. long story short it turns out she was only 16 and had decided to experiment with 2 xanax bars after we left the amscot. i only saw her again once after that, and nobody died! success!
 
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My & my GF & my buddy & his GF decided to go camping. In the winter... well, late fall, so it was pretty chilly out (about 30 miles N of Chicago) but the state park was basically closed for the season, so we could camp for free & there was hardly anyone else there. So we proceed to smoke & drink a LOT, and finally pass out in the tent. Well I guess my friend had puked pretty hard during the night and it was all over the tent floor. His GFs long hair was all in the puke, and it was so chilly that the puke was frozen. I was the first one up & she woke up shortly after me. She sat up & had this big flat sheet of frozen puke stuck to her head. Needless to say, the rest of the morning was rather uncomfortable.
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I can imagine... FTR, sleeping in the freezing cold while partying doesn't seem like a great idea. :p
 
I have plenty of blackout horror stories. But a few years ago I had some amazing acid and I was at University so everyone was always getting drunk. Well I drop the two hits of acid and while I'm coming up I take about 12-14 shots or so and finish off a quart of vodka (gross, I love rum). I remember the acid kicking in and talking to a couple of girls about it. Then I black out for the whole night. Friends later told me that I was found laughing in a stairwell non-stop, then I went to a friends dorm and puked all over the floor and insisted that I owed him 40oz of rum for my behaviour (still blacked out). So we walk to the liquor store and somehow I actually buy a 40 of rum and give it to my friend. On the way back I got lost, lost one of my shoes and was later found sitting in a puddle holding a stick (i guess i was looking for my shoe). My friends brought me back to my dorm room I guess but when I woke up the next day there was puke all over my bed, i had no clothes on and no memory of anything. Thank fuck I am not a girl. lol.

the worst for me emotionally was having an orgy with my g/f and another couple; I was nodding non-stop, no possibility of getting hard and just sitting in the corner watching, feeling humiliated and trying to j/o. I was too high and drunk, and completely addicted to benzos. The next time this situation happened I was armed with viagra and a gram of flephedrone on top of my regular drugs and alcohol. That was almost as bad but I managed to get hard for about 10 minutes followed by more humiliation endlessly trying to j/o in the corner. It's all hazy but now i can look back on it and not want to shoot myself.

Since I find these stories funny I'll add one more that is just fucked up. So for my 19th birthday my cousin (female, bit older) invites me out to party with her friends. I drank down a pint or whatever you want to call it of rum. Everything goes well and we head off to the bar with a drunk driver (great I know), sometime after numerous beers I black out but continue to function. I manage to regain consciousness as a girl beside me starts touching the inside of my leg.

At this point we are in someone's car and I have no fucking clue where we are. We smoke a joint and I blackout again. Next thing i remember is coming home with someone, my cousin.I remember walking into the house and again, no memory after that. I lived with my dad at the time and the next morning he told me I was making a bunch of noise with whoever i brought home. So the next day I try to piece everything together, I lost my wallet/id and all the money I had on me, woke up naked with a distinct smell of vagina coming from me. I have no fucking clue what happened and will never ask my cousin about it. In any case some weird shit went down.
 
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I can't even say I've been caught in terrible position but yesterday, I got paid and had my boyfriend pick up six bags of quality heroin for us. I blew a bag right after he picked it up and after I got out of work, he was working, but he left the other two bags that were mine on his desk, so I cut them up and snorted them right up. My boyfriend then got out of work an hour early and when he came in, I was typing an entry on one of the threads and nodding sooooo hard. We then went, after he finished his bags, to get another bag to top off with, and I remember driving and pulling over and making him drive my car because I was going cross-eyed.

It's been a long time since I've caught a nod like that. We haven't been doing drugs as much lately so my tolerance most certainly decreased, even if only by a little but damn, that was good dope.
 
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I've woke up in technicolor puke before and rolled over to fall back asleep, but the one that sticks out is:

Drunk as fuck i went to get "hot weiners" which are a regional thing around here, think they can only legally sell them in NY/NJ. You know how they say hot dogs are made from whatever falls on the butcher shop floor when they're done processing pigs (lips, assholes etc.)? Well hot weiners must be made of whatever is left over after they're done making hot dogs.

Anyway, i picked up 3 hot weiners with onions, meat sauce, celery salt, extra mustard (HAD to get extra mustard that night...), and a small cheese fry. Got home, sat on my bed and promptly passed out.

I woke up with 3 weiners and cheese fries pasted to my face. Needless to say i broke out in some fierce zits in the days thereafter.
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They sell hot weiners in RI too, but I find them super disgusting. What are those made out of - like, Grade D meat? And yeah, I don't think they're legal in most places since the meat is such low quality.

Anyway, the worst has to be waking up in the hospital after drinking WAY too much vodka and gin - I apparently started to pass out, had to be walked out of the room, started vomiting like crazy, and then went unresponsive. This was in my college dorm too, so a good number of my house got to watch the show (we have a dorm house system, a la Hogwarts). Anyway, I was blacked out that whole time, so waking up with a respirator in my throat was beyond disorienting - I panicked and pulled it out, which left me with a rasp in my voice for about a week. And I was hungover for like three days.

That was by far the worst one, but drinking has resulted in a number of unfortunate situation, none of which I can remember - my friends tell me that I snap from mildly intoxicated to blackout drunk pretty immediately. Alcohol is a terrible thing.

This isn't my story, but it's courtesy of a friend of mine - while dropping acid for the first time, a kid who used to live in my dorm had wandered away from his friends, who are of course also on acid. They can't find him for a while, then my friend finds that he had wandered onto their neighbor's balcony, where a bunch of older men were smoking cigs. He had taken his shirt off and was huddled in fetal position in the corner of the balcony, muttering nonsense, and had to be dragged back into their apartment.
 
Covered in a jug full of urine after several days of pissing in a jug while high on ketamine over the previous days. This time after leaving my body and falling into the floor I overturned the jug as I collapsed to the floor with my biggest K shot yet. Soaked in smelly old piss while mentally in what could have been another universe. No contact with my body. My mom heard me struggling to get up as it started wearing off and helped me to get on the bed.

I think I was pissing in the jug right as I passed out.

The smell was awful.
 
I'm only 18 but I still have a few.

Once, after a night of really heaving drinking, I woke up face down on a hard wood floor fully clothed, shoes included. My shoes had noticeable urine stains and had chunks of vomit on them as well. I had 2 lighters that weren't mine and a horrible hangover. It took me like 10 minutes to figure out where my friend was and he had an equally astonished look on his face about the night before. I think we found what we didn't drink hidden behind a bunch of stuff in a freezer. The particular party house was notorious for people stealing other peoples shit so you had to hide your shit. I would literally empty out everything from my pockets besides my cell phone, cigs, and lighter before entering that bitch. Those were the days. I use to go every weekend with buddies and just get smashed as hell.

Another time, I consumed like 12 shots of 70 proof southern comfort (I really am a small guy weight wise). I started jumping on a trampoline and thats where things got ugly. I started to realize I couldn't jump anymore and layed down on the trampoline vomiting over the side of it. I then fell off of it and started to stumble around in their yard. I vomited once again in their yard. I started to walk toward the fire and fell face down right before I would've been too close and vomited there too. I then stood up and walked over to a chair where I sat down and threw up again. Finally, I went to the sink inside and tried to wash my face off where I threw up for the final time. I was so damn drunk and remember bits and pieces of this. Most of it I found out from friends that were less drunk. I also managed to hit a friend and then run away from him. He forgot he was chasing me 5 seconds after he started.
 
noddin out on dope in my counselers car going to detox.
or in the public bathroom crackd out pretendin im readin at 4am
 
one time i was on a crack/dope spree. bought a good amount to sell to the other fellow heads(1/2 oz of hard), this one dude spent almost $400 in about 3 hours. he goes into the bathroom, and we don't see him for AWHILE, i'm doped out so i don't care, but i go to see what's going on in the bathroom and he's naked in the bath tub, shorts at his ankles, shirt on the ground, stem in mouth lol. yea, cocaine is a hell of a drug
 
Only unintentionally passed out in bad circumstances twice. The first occurred when I was 17. I consumed 2.5 mgs of K-pins and decided to consume somewhere around 6 shots of liquor. I was also smoking marijuana throughout. I woke up the next day in my bed and felt like everything was normal. I didn't have any ice for the bong and the morning wake and bake so I traveled downstairs. My mom came up to me telling me how funny I was last night. Apparently she had come to me passed out in the lazy boy with the TV blaring and the dogs eating chips/dip out of my lap and a drink in my hand.

The other time I was severely insomniated and decided to ingest 350 mls of 151 rum in a few hours. I woke up the next day in the middle of the carpet with only boxers and caked puke all over the carpet. Fuck!

Edit: Can't believe I forgot to add the time my friend OD'd on fent at my place. We have both done normal doses and were feeling good. Last thing I remember is him asking me if I liked the Simpsons. Then I woke up and saw him passed out in the chair and attempted to wake him. The rest is history.:(
 
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It was the strangest experience of my life, but I blacked out one time from drinking what must have been a copious amount of alcohol. I still do not remember drinking all that much, but I must have. I remember having chinese food delivered to the dorm, and I remember my roommate breaking out the bottle of rum, and I remember trading our wantons to someone else for the little bit of vodka that they had left, and then that's all I remember...

I woke up the next morning in my bed, and my dorm room was a complete mess; there were bits of toilet paper everywhere, and cleaning supplies all over the floor, and the screen on my cell phone was all cracked and broken. I got out of my bed, knocked on my roommate's door, and asked what the hell happened. He looked exhausted, and said, "Dude, you don't even want to know, you were a mess..."

I guess what happened is I got crazy drunk, threw my cell phone, puked everywhere, and my roommate spent the night keeping my head up and cleaning up all the vomit; now that's a true friend, to clean up another person's vomit. I repaid him the favor years later, though, when he overdosed in my motel room and we performed CPR on him and called an ambulance. To this day, he's still the closest friend I have. lol
 
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To this day, he's still the closest friend I have. lol
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Sorta like, "friends help you move; real friends help you move bodies" only in this case real friends deal with your half dead pukeathon evening! :D
 
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Sorta like, "friends help you move; real friends help you move bodies" only in this case real friends deal with your half dead pukeathon evening! :D
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It's true lol and it's funny because I remember maybe one or two moments from the night, moments that I woke up thinking must have been dreams and then later learned were not dreams at all, but what really happened. I remember puking onto the carpet and the puke coming out like cat poop, real thick and condensed... it was the chinese food I had eaten, shrimp and broccoli.
 
I went to cop some dope in an open air drug market. I hadn't used for at least six months. I bought a bag of dope for the guy that was hooking it up. We went by some railroad tracks to shoot up. I remember feeling really good for a few minutes as we left the scetchy spot. Long story short I woke up with cops screaming in my face "What are you on? Keep you're head up!". Since I didn't have any warrants for my arrest I didn't go to jail. Then I had to endure a trip in an ambulance with paramedics screaming to stay awake or they were going to use the narcan on me. When I got to the hospital they just said that I could go. The moral of the story is to always start at a low dose if you haven't been using in awhile. I know I'll never do that again.
 
I smoked a bowl with 2 other people after drinking about 5-6 beers (which is nothing for me) but for some reason, I was FUBAR and I couldn't even walk right. We were in a parking lot next to a gas station and I needed water so I "walked" 50 feet looking like a hunched over robot. I ended up vomiting all over my friends g35 afterwards. I left my car and he drove me home.

such a simple combination of weed and beer spelled out disaster that night(hasn't happened since tho). The next morning I woke up and had to walk 3 miles in 100 degree weather to get my car back

One time at a birthday party I did 6 shots back to back, drank a few OJ and vodka and then I blacked out. I woke up the next day in the hospital with alcohol poisoning...that was pretty bad too. KNOW YOUR LIMITS
 
Oh gawd, I hate even thinking about this... When I was younger and still an addict to alcohol, my dad found my in my own room, alone, passed out in my own vomit.

*FACE. DESK.*
 
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I was being an idiot on Xanax and i smoked Black tar in a bathroom stall in college.................someone saw me............we ended up running into each other and chilled and blazed weed lol........I then asked him if he wanted some dope..........Yeah Benzos make me rather dumb >< I was to lazy to goto the bushes outta the campus to smoke.....god i was an idiot =\ 3 people walked in right as i finished the H.......it was just sketchy as hell......One of dumbest mistakes that i made.........iv been good about not passing out while at friends houses... That would be one of my dumbest mistakes the H thing......Told my other H buddy about it and he was was like dude u are SO DUMB ON XANAX! yeah he hated xanax >>
 
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After drinking roughly my bodyweight in beer I took a crap on the floor in the middle of a night club in France, thinking I was elsewhere.

A bouncer punched me over a couple of tables and then launched me into the carpark with my pants still round my ankles. I lay there uninjured but unconcious for roughly 2 hours before my friends decided they would follow me out of the club so as not to look affiliated with the british guy who shat everywhere. I woke up naked in a public shower surrounded by early morning beach goers and their families. My friends had (at least) got me back to where we were staying.

I drink (and shit) less now.
 
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