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worst position youv been found in/or found others in IE:passed out,cracked out

Okay guys I can sadly add another one to this thread. Well today I passed out for hours and didn't wake up till now.... my mom woke me up telling me to get out of my room cause it's so hot and I'm going to have a heat stroke or something. She ended up putting water on my face and I turned around and she was like OH WOW, nice boobs.... I fell asleep in a tank top where its so low cut (an old one thats why probably needs to go in trash had it since 9th grade lol and I just graduated) and I had no bra on and I guess everything was showing. Oh well, but yeah I was so out of it that I just was like whatever and passed back out for a little while.
 
Boobs flopping out is nothing, my brother's gf was taking a piss and so drunk she passed out, fell forward off the toilet and was found naked ass straight up in the air by my bro and her sister. They were drunk as fuck too and ended up having to pick the lock on the bathroom door to rescue her.
 
I said above that I was found in the bathroom with my pants down by my sister cause I tried to get off the toilet but fell sideways cause I was so drunk, now that was embarrassing and she had to help me pull up my pants. Then take me to the couch..... And she is my younger sister LOL. My sister as well had to somehow get the lock open, luckily my bro passed out before and didn't know. My sister was drunk but not as drunk as I was.
 
I wouldn't care if it was my friend or something but it was my sister and my mom. That's just awkward. The bathroom incident was more weird though.... and it was my younger sister so I felt really stupid.
 
g/f has walked in on me a couple times just laid out pants down where i had to hit femoral ....embarrison'

alright when i was an alchy and i mean hardcore fucking drunk,full on allergic addicted doing what i do best i get fucked up ...when i stayed drunk (meaning waking up drinking no matter what time) i would piss myself yea i know .....well had to go to work with pops on mon. c ousin ended up coming over ALWAYS BAD...just end up drunk days on end anyway i take clothes off cuz i know whats gonna happen ,i lock door to room leave cuz out in living room ,well i hear my dad beating front door down ,mom lets him in (they seperated) my righ ass cheek is out i can feel it with my leg out,now somhow my door can just open if u turn it hard enough well i hear them coming

im like fuck man !!! act asleep was feeling w/d pretty bad i hear the door open to my room i just hear WHAT THE FUCK!!?? and door closes im like yes i can get drunk again ,i pick my self up look for the 211's i hid to sober me up each mornin my eyes focus(well i find my glasses) and theres my cuzin bare ass naked on the floor face down in front of my closet ...couldnt help but laugh like hell ,after i drank myself sober that is....how it looked ,me naked ,him naked ......but even i was like WTF!!!???
 
g/f has walked in on me a couple times just laid out pants down where i had to hit femoral ....embarrison'

alright when i was an alchy and i mean hardcore fucking drunk,full on allergic addicted doing what i do best i get fucked up ...when i stayed drunk (meaning waking up drinking no matter what time) i would piss myself yea i know .....well had to go to work with pops on mon. c ousin ended up coming over ALWAYS BAD...just end up drunk days on end anyway i take clothes off cuz i know whats gonna happen ,i lock door to room leave cuz out in living room ,well i hear my dad beating front door down ,mom lets him in (they seperated) my righ ass cheek is out i can feel it with my leg out,now somhow my door can just open if u turn it hard enough well i hear them coming

im like fuck man !!! act asleep was feeling w/d pretty bad i hear the door open to my room i just hear WHAT THE FUCK!!?? and door closes im like yes i can get drunk again ,i pick my self up look for the 211's i hid to sober me up each mornin my eyes focus(well i find my glasses) and theres my cuzin bare ass naked on the floor face down in front of my closet ...couldnt help but laugh like hell ,after i drank myself sober that is....how it looked ,me naked ,him naked ......but even i was like WTF!!!???

lol this cracked me up man.=D
 
One time, my father's friend was having a party and I decided I would take a little bit of benzos along with my Suboxone. I also decided that I'd measure out a little bit of benzo solution with my oral syringe and bring the syringe with me. I got to the party early, being the first person there actually. I was lighthearted and sociable at this point, but once people started arriving, I decided to up the dose. My jacket was hanging on the wall and I walked over and fumbled through the pockets to find the oral syringe. To avoid being obvious, I palmed it and walked to the bathroom and squirted it in my mouth. In hindsight, the 5ml oral syringe with the plunger extended was far too large to hide in my clenched fist. I got extremely fucked up right after this (sublingual solution) and went and sat in this side room and nodded out hard. One of my dad's friends there was a doctor and he came and talked to me for awhile and asked me if I wanted to sleep in one of the kids' rooms, which I accepted.

This wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't with my father's friends. To make matters worse, the mother of a girl I was talking to at the time was there as well... let's just say this mother really doesn't like me now. My dad doesn't seem to talk to these friends anymore either. I feel really bad about this one.
 
Oh man, so many strange waking-ups. One that tops them was waking up to find out that I had binged on phenazepam, broke up with my GF, attempted to hook up with an old crush, and dropped out of college. 3 days lost, woke up to find all that out and to a pissed off family, and spent a few weeks after that struggling to work things out with my girlfriend. Eventually we worked it out, but that event still pisses her off. Other that that, I've had all the normal ones. Woke up in a chair with a beer in my hand, woke up laying on the floor next to a bong with a PS2 controller in hand, woke up next to a puddle of piss (which my phone was in) and was covered in popcorn...had a lot of strange awakenings, hence I tend not to overdo the downers much. And I'm not even gonna start on all the crazy nod-wake-ups during my year as a hardcore opiate junkie...finding myself in my laundry room realizing I had just asked my washing machine something like "where's the boat with the cash" and wondering where my girlfriend was. Yeah...good times....
 
Sounds like an interesting time.... definitely an interesting story as well. So did you ever go back to college? or was that what you actually wanted to do? Well at least your girlfriend took you back.
 
The times Ive gotten seretonin syndrome, one I remember clearly - My roomates walk into my bedroom and I am laying there on the bed shaking uncontrollably my eyes are rolling everywhere (I stopped trying to gain control of their movement) and I was apparently sprawled out with no underwear on and just some baggy sleep shorts...not being modest as usual, oops

Of course nodding out period. Especially while youre sitting up WITH A CIGARETTE IN YOUR HAND and you wake up with burn marks on your clothes and couch etc. (I'm lucky I havent caused a fire)

Alcohol and dxm puking on my sheets seeing it, almost initially not able to acknowledge that its there, then touch it to see if its there, then going back to sleep with it on the other side of the bed heh.

Mixing benzos and ambien and staying awake- calling people and spilling your guts out to them when you intended to keep your feelings about them inside. lol

But I would have to say nodding out in an un called for location is the worst when youre not prepared for it.
 
My worst was from drinking too much, blacking out yet acting pretty with it (when i drink to excess my memory cuts out early and I will not pass out for hours and hours). I woke up covered in dirt in a ravine far from where I started, missing several things including my phone which was found later in a gutter far away from where i was, with puke on my clothes. I climb up the ravine and I am in some stranger's back yard. Luckily i was about a half dozen blocks from my house, which i limped back to (I had twisted my ankle and busted up my knees), and I still had my keys (whew). I was still drunk/hungover all of that day.

Peiced together the story later from talking to people
I got put in a cab by my friends. Apparently I freaked out in the cab (maybe puked in the cab or refused to pay), either way, i got in a fight with someone (probably the cabby) based on phone calls with my wife and bruises that looked like those from a fight (my wife and sister got screaming jarbled incoherent phone calls from me over several hours then I lost my phone). I apparently ran around the city in a paranoid delusional drunken frenzy and passed out in a ravine. I'm lucky i'm not dead or in jail. They had to cops go to my house (I wasn't there) and out looking for me too.

Alcohol is bad kids. And I was mainly drinking beer (some of it was strong beer though).
 
Last week in fact, I almost flipped my shit on the train last Monday morning after a huge bender on the weekend. I had to pry open the doors and get out once it had slowed down enough. I thought I was gonna have a fucking heart attack or pass out. I hadn't slept or eaten since the Friday morning so I was strung out as fuck!

3 days of uppers, with no sleep or food + a panic attack & paranoid = fucking scary shit.

Terrifying.
 
i remember when i was like 16 or so at my aunts ,on a bender for a few days (alcohol) i pass out in basement on nice bed wake up on floor guess i landed in the litter box had cat shit all around me with like 7 little kittens laying ON and around me ...i was like REALLY?

found out there was no alcohol and my cuz found an INground celar for whine ,with a bottle of homemade whine that had been there for prob 4 years smelt like fucking liqour i was like whoa no thanks went to sleep ,woke up to my cousin fucking hurling and shitting himself like 2 hours later crying ....:) apparently he tried it
 
I've woken up naked on my living room floor numerous times. Living with 3 other roommates, well....at least they laughed about it.
Slept over my girlfriend's parents house a few years ago, this was the 2nd time they had ever met me. I was supposed to be sleeping downstairs in the game room, but woke up on the couch in the living room to her family bustling around, getting ready for the day. I know I had a few drinks before, but don't remember drinking that much.

Thank God I didn't get naked that night. They already thought I was weird enough just for that.
 
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