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Random Worst name YOU ever heard?

I used to know a guy called Dick Wash and one of my ex wife's sisters' name is Reajoy.. pronounced 'rear joy'.
There was a boy in my primary school named Roger Paradise
 
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Gary glisten...... i mean uh....... play me off Johnny.

A distant cousin of mine named her sons bowhunter...... one word mind you...... and his little brother is named arrow....
 
I did a quick googling and now I'm giggling like an idiot: https://blazepress.com/2014/06/45-unfortunate-names-ever/

Always classic: Ben Dover
A new one I've never heard: Wang Liqin
And how could I forget Dixie Normous
And Mike Litorus!

Oh my god I'm dying right now: Dick Tips. Willie Stroker. Phat Ho. Anass Rhammar. A few of these I can't even believe are real.

Basically I'm 12 years old =D
 
Shadowmeister said:
I did a quick googling and now I'm giggling like an idiot: https://blazepress.com/2014/06/45-unfortunate-names-ever/

Always classic: Ben Dover
A new one I've never heard: Wang Liqin
And how could I forget Dixie Normous
And Mike Litorus!

Oh my god I'm dying right now: Dick Tips. Willie Stroker. Phat Ho. Anass Rhammar. A few of these I can't even believe are real.

Basically I'm 12 years old =D
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I saw a sign fur a chiroprator once that said Dr. Thnydk... no lie.... lost it..lol.lol
 
I once Met a kid named “sten”. Literally translates from Danish to english; rock/Stone. The equivilant of naming your son richard in 2019
 
Xorkoth said:
I did a quick googling and now I'm giggling like an idiot: https://blazepress.com/2014/06/45-unfortunate-names-ever/

Always classic: Ben Dover
A new one I've never heard: Wang Liqin
And how could I forget Dixie Normous
And Mike Litorus!

Oh my god I'm dying right now: Dick Tips. Willie Stroker. Phat Ho. Anass Rhammar. A few of these I can't even believe are real.

Basically I'm 12 years old =D
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Wyda U Duuthat
 
^^^omg im dying

how could you look at Ben Dover and not just Die.

that overruled fubar
 
I read a boredpanda article today about the 198 worst names of all time. I laughed out loud about a lot of them. Let's see what favorites I remember...

A 5th grade teacher named with the last name "Perv"... "Mr Perv's Fifth Grade"
Chris P. Bacon
Hitler Moussolini
Mike Litoris
Moe Lester
Whet Fartz
Jesus Condom
A kindergarden teacher named Mrs. Rape
Kash Register
Chew Kok Long
Crystal Methven (also Crystal Methany)
A white guy named Rowdy Negro
Dick Raper (but seriously why is someone's last name "Raper"?)
Cherry Waffles Tennis (not really even funny, just like WTF?)
Holden Butts
And my personal favorite, Fuq Dat Bich (Vienamese)

This is the article, funny shit: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-un...oogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
 
MissVL said:
Wow I can't believe so many people are named after vaginas! Thanks for the interesting read :)
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I knew someone named after a foreign word for vagina. Hers was a particularly amusing case because she gave that name to herself. It wasn't her birth name. Her birth name was normal and boring.

Go figure.
 
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