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Random Worst name YOU ever heard?

socko said:
Once while reading the Birmingham, Alabama obituaries around 2002: "Vagin Lee"

Also:
Vagina: Confirmed. Vagina Ann Williams (b. 3/18/1934, Hall Co., TX), Ellen Vagina Goode (b. 9/13/1918 Lee Co., TX, listed as "Ellen V. Goode" on 1930 census), Lorene Vagina Cranfield (b. 7/26/1938 Rowan Co., NC), Vagina Harper Bland (b. 1/19/1842 in Virginia, d. 5/4/1927 in Kentucky). Hundreds of women (and a few men) are listed as "Vagina" in the census, but many of them seem to be misspellings of "Virginia." Some, like Vagina Carrera of Hawaii (b. 1899), can be confirmed in two or more documents. One that caught my eye was "Vagina Glasscock" who lived in Somerville, Alabama in 1910. I was not able to find her in any other census, but then, I couldn't find her father or mother in any other census either. I'll post a pic of the record and you can decide for yourself.
source: http://www.vastpublicindifference.com/2008/08/urban-legend-names.html
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Oh goodness no!!! that's horrible...
 
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I've never liked the idea of telling people what they can name their kids, but man, some people push it so far I wonder if more restrictive countries might have the right idea.
 
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