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Worst mistakes when in a bit of a state

I had a lot of arguments with my UK based mates about the police they complain so much about the cops yet have no idea how lucky they are, seriously a lot of people in the UK take professionalism and law-abiding by the police for granted, I've been through a lot of situations in England that went completely smoothly thanks to the police behaving as they should instead of acting like violent thugs.

One occasion I was off me tits on speed, had more in my pockets too, was walking around aimlessy around Mile End late at night/early morning, a police car slows down next to me, the two very young cops inside ask me where I was going, I tell them I was going home(told them my address) and that I'd been drinking and I was lost. They told me to get in the car, didn't search me or anything although I had eyes like flying saucers and my jaw was going everywhere, asked me where I was from. We had a nice friendly chat while they drove me home. Stopped in front of my building and wished me a happy hangover.

Back home in Italy, the cops would have beat the shit out of me for being on drugs, kept me in a cell all night and pressed charges for possession and and public intoxiation. Hell I might have even died of a "heart attack" while in police custody, and that happens.
 
Sepher said:
Another time, I got out of bed at home, went and sat on the pot, and despite being blind drunk, I apparently had the presence of mind to check for toilet paper before doing the deed. My complete failure to find the toilet paper somehow brought me back to my senses, whereupon I discovered I was actually sat on a fishing tackle box in the bottom of my wardrobe.
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haha, brilliant :D

Mental Kenny said:
I had a lot of arguments with my UK based mates about the police they complain so much about the cops yet have no idea how lucky they are, seriously a lot of people in the UK take professionalism and law-abiding by the police for granted
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Its the same with the whole MP expenses saga. People from many other countries really laugh at how 'outraged' everyone was about this. I know quite a lot of Bulgarian people and they told me how the politicians there will close off streets just so they can go through, rather openly accept bribes, etc, while ours are villified for claiming for a few extra household items. That wouldn't even register as immoral in comparison to the shit they get away with in some other rich, western nations.

As a society we have a very low tolerance for this sort of thing here. :)
 
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UK cops can be ok but also they can be cunts too.

I seen enough bad stuff they done before, 1 of old freinds dad was a cop & he brought back cannabis, flick knives, rambo knives & the most foul German BDSM porn he took & gave it to his son.

How fucked up is that for example, welcome to UK Cops. 1 law for them & another law for everyone else.
 
Mental Kenny said:
I had a lot of arguments with my UK based mates about the police they complain so much about the cops yet have no idea how lucky they are, seriously a lot of people in the UK take professionalism and law-abiding by the police for granted, I've been through a lot of situations in England that went completely smoothly thanks to the police behaving as they should instead of acting like violent thugs.
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I laugh at the fools who shout police brutality when a copper touches someone. They don't know the meaning of the word...
 
It's not Guardia, it's Gardaí. Pay more attention to your spelling please children, if you don't know a word feel free to look it up :p

I was wondering if there was a corellation between police carrying guns and being more predisposed to abusiveness, but the Gardaí aren't armed, apparently.
 
knockando said:
It's not Guardia, it's Gardaí. Pay more attention to your spelling please children, if you don't know a word feel free to look it up :p

I was wondering if there was a corellation between police carrying guns and being more predisposed to abusiveness, but the Gardaí aren't armed, apparently.
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You're thinking of a totally different country mate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Guard_(Spain)

The Civil Guard (Spanish: Guardia Civil; [ˈɡwarðja θiˈβil]) is the Spanish gendarmerie. It has foreign peace-keeping missions and maintains military status and is the equivalent of a federal military-status police force.
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Last year on about my 2nd or 3rd Date with Mrs swedger i pissed in my own suitcase in a hotel in Glasgow. Put my hand in the case in the morning and was like "why the fuck are all my clothes soaking" - OH ARSE!

Works Xmas party i told the Head of HR for the entire company (Multi-national company) to "fuck off, im off to get a kebab" then shoved him out of my taxi. Ah the perils of a free bar.
 
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Last year on about my 2nd or 3rd Date with Mrs swedger i pissed in my own suitcase in a hotel in Glasgow. Put my hand in the case in the morning and was like "why the fuck are all my clothes soaking" - OH ARSE!

Works Xmas party i told the Head of HR for the entire company (Multi-national company) to "fuck off, im off to get a kebab" then shoved him out of my taxi. Ah the perils of a free bar.
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Works parties and booze - bad idea! The last staff party i made a badly judged pass at a colleague, got rejected then because I felt like a tit I hammered the booze and tried again later on and spewed on her feet. The GM then asked me to leave and because everyone thinks he may be gay, i tried to kiss him, when he recoiled in horror i said don't worry i won't tell anyone. The next few weeks were beyond awkward. The crazy thing is im not even gay!
 
Came to / woke up standing outside my hotel room in Manchester.

I assume I got up for a piss, and mistook the room door for the bathroom door (took 3 xanax to get me to sleep after the evening's shenanigans).

My room mate was oblivious to the banging on the door, so eventually I had to make the walk of shame down to reception to get another key.

Luckily, I'd gone to sleep in my boxers & t-shirt, or else I would have been carrying a potted plant to preserve my modesty!
 
Once I swapped my car for a twenty deck of Regals, when massively pissed and bereft of fags and money. Only for a month, mind, but I'd only just bought it and me mum was not impressed.

Came back in mint condition though, bar the slight issue of it only reversing when it was in third gear.
 
this is probably the most humiliating thing i've done but once i barked like a dog for a line of coke
 
Nixon allegedly went around on all fours in the White House barking like a dog when on cocaine so you're in good company. Kind of.
 
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