Social Words that look fake

[Noahhatesme]

What words just dont look real? Esspessialy the ones that look like typos even when spelled correctly. Ive got a few.

Believe
Tamborine
Bloke
Grain
Gourd
Neighbor
Late
Trample

Those definetley dont exist. Webster can fuck off with this made up word shit. It aint real. Being fucking gaslit by the dictionary fr

 

[-=SS=-]

Who.

Surely it should be 'hoo'. Where did the W come from? It looks like it should sound like like 'woah!'. Totally fake.

 

[Opi_Kid_Rock]

Shoveling.

 

[Noahhatesme]

Shoveling.

OMG UR RIGHT THATS SO NOT REAL WTF

 

[PtahTek]

Reality

 

[Dreamflyer]

Platypus

 

[(Wordy)]

glossolalia

 

[gordonliddy]

glossolalia

Yeah, I just got off the phone with Whitehall, they admitted that one's fake.

 

[Mjäll]

Salutogenic

 

[Dreamflyer]

Pareidolia

 

[Mjäll]

Putative

 

[Jabberwocky]

Banana

 

[Mjäll]

Recuscitate

 

[Dreamflyer]

Onomatopoeia

 

[BlossomsBlooming]

Debauchery

 

[gordonliddy]

Debauchery

This word is clearly fake!

Good work, lads! We're going to crack this wide open! We're talking front page.

 

[BlossomsBlooming]

Also aplomb. “With great aplomb, Blossom enjoys a good night of debauchey.” True story!

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

Nobody in this thread has figured out that English is not a phonetic language.

 

[gordonliddy]

Nobody in this thread has figured out that English is not a phonetic language.

Found the Freemason.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Nobody in this thread has figured out that English is not a phonetic language.

Old English kinda is, but modern English has become so perverted by stealing words from other languages it stopped making phoenetic sense