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Word of the Day Part Drei: It's Moist in Here (So Take Off All Your Pants)

Scoop - as in scoop out the cat's shit from the little tray and also that clumped up urine they leave at the corner of the tray. Most enjoyable after speaking with halfwits in my office. But I love the little beasties so the job must be done.
 
I love wobby bewbies !

My WOTD

Enough
Ma'am, it is indeed my honour to salute the proud cause for which we wage righteous war, fought on the thoroughly phallus-drenched battlefields, in both shape* (from the 'size doesn't matter, it'll still fuck up your day' camp of the, also efficient in renaming your urban centre, a la Gunchester, alongside ensuring no-one within 8 square miles is anything but late, 9mm to the 'hope you got insurance ghurl, here's a consent form and some stitches for your country' ICBM/Nuclear Submarine Submariner's Submarine combo) and raw numbers.

Alas, we stand united in our mutual love of our birthright, bringing joy across the 'gender gap'; Bewbiez!

(I think that paragraph has a pretty astronomical euphemism/word count value, I'm quite proud. ;)
Though I must concede my post is just north of a single word so; bewbiez. Actually no, I'ma go with booty.

Colonel Booty,
Over and out.

=D <3

*check you out with your non-phallic phallus. See a doctor.
 
Ma'am, it is indeed my honour to salute the proud cause for which we wage righteous war, fought on the thoroughly phallus-drenched battlefields, in both shape* (from the 'size doesn't matter, it'll still fuck up your day' camp of the, also efficient in renaming your urban centre, a la Gunchester, alongside ensuring no-one within 8 square miles is anything but late, 9mm to the 'hope you got insurance ghurl, here's a consent form and some stitches for your country' ICBM/Nuclear Submarine Submariner's Submarine combo) and raw numbers.

Alas, we stand united in our mutual love of our birthright, bringing joy across the 'gender gap'; Bewbiez!

(I think that paragraph has a pretty astronomical euphemism/word count value, I'm quite proud. ;)
Though I must concede my post is just north of a single word so; bewbiez. Actually no, I'ma go with booty.

Colonel Booty,
Over and out.

=D <3

*check you out with your non-phallic phallus. See a doctor.

I.... I popped in this thread and was greeted by the above.
I don't even remember writing that but I'm going to assume I was tweaking like a 2 dollar whore in a Meth lab at the time.

My word was regret, ironically enough.

<3
 
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