BehindtheShadow Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 21, 2017 Messages 7,012 Location Here Jan 9, 2018 #1,261 Maybe an alien beamed them up and placed them there - you know how Scrofula has had these encounters
cduggles Bluelight Crew Joined Nov 12, 2016 Messages 20,283 Location A chromatically corrected world Jan 10, 2018 #1,262 We're probing for answers. Scrofula?
BehindtheShadow Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 21, 2017 Messages 7,012 Location Here Jan 10, 2018 #1,263 Maybe his alien implants are stopping him from speaking
herbavore Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 26, 2011 Messages 14,943 Location in a dream Jan 13, 2018 #1,264 At least he didn't suffer the famous, and apparently quite common amongst alien abuctees anal probe.
T Trazodon't Bluelighter Joined Apr 15, 2016 Messages 96 Location U.K. Jan 13, 2018 #1,265 I've always wondered why aliens are so interested in our[ B]rectums[/B]
T Trazodon't Bluelighter Joined Apr 15, 2016 Messages 96 Location U.K. Jan 13, 2018 #1,266 Trazodon't said: I've always wondered why aliens are so interested in our rectums Click to expand...
BehindtheShadow Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 21, 2017 Messages 7,012 Location Here Jan 13, 2018 #1,267 Well all I can say is it would be unpleasant to have them do an anal probe and be quite violating
herbavore Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 26, 2011 Messages 14,943 Location in a dream Jan 18, 2018 #1,268 and yet I love the music made by a soulful viola
Scrofula Bluelight Crew Joined Apr 27, 2017 Messages 5,399 Location California Jan 18, 2018 #1,269 My cousin's Viola and there ain't nothin soulful about her. Seriously. Make me look like a Mormon the way she tweaks. Have you all been discussing my asshole or something?
My cousin's Viola and there ain't nothin soulful about her. Seriously. Make me look like a Mormon the way she tweaks. Have you all been discussing my asshole or something?
BehindtheShadow Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 21, 2017 Messages 7,012 Location Here Jan 18, 2018 #1,270 As long as she teaks and now twerks! Indeed we have been discussing your asshole or here in SA a poephol
As long as she teaks and now twerks! Indeed we have been discussing your asshole or here in SA a poephol
herbavore Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 26, 2011 Messages 14,943 Location in a dream Jan 18, 2018 #1,271 trumpmouth
cduggles Bluelight Crew Joined Nov 12, 2016 Messages 20,283 Location A chromatically corrected world Jan 18, 2018 #1,272 shithole
BehindtheShadow Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 21, 2017 Messages 7,012 Location Here Jan 19, 2018 #1,273 Dickhead
Scrofula Bluelight Crew Joined Apr 27, 2017 Messages 5,399 Location California Jan 19, 2018 #1,274 You calling me a purple-headed yogurt slinger?
Tubbs Bluelight Crew Joined Sep 29, 2017 Messages 9,406 Location Down the rabbit hole Jan 19, 2018 #1,275 More like a one eyed purple tunnel borer
BehindtheShadow Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 21, 2017 Messages 7,012 Location Here Jan 19, 2018 #1,276 No its a one eyed trouser snake
Tubbs Bluelight Crew Joined Sep 29, 2017 Messages 9,406 Location Down the rabbit hole Jan 19, 2018 #1,277 Or maybe just an optically challenged earthworm Last edited: Jan 19, 2018
Scrofula Bluelight Crew Joined Apr 27, 2017 Messages 5,399 Location California Jan 19, 2018 #1,278 Easily defeated by a heat-seeking moisture missile.
Tubbs Bluelight Crew Joined Sep 29, 2017 Messages 9,406 Location Down the rabbit hole Jan 19, 2018 #1,279 Powered by quantum flux crystals Gotta roll the ole flux capacitor and add heat.
BehindtheShadow Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 21, 2017 Messages 7,012 Location Here Jan 19, 2018 #1,280 Indeed and its name is the Delorian