Erik I thought you were more accepting than that. I've applied fifteen times and been on the waiting list for eight years. Is it because of the stuff all over my neck? All that scrofula? Well, I can't help it.
Monsieur, you have been invited to join many times. You have stated that you prefer to remain outside protesting a bit too much that we reject you because you meet more women than if you have a doggie with you. Ahem. *shuts door*
As drum major, I had to learn some new technique to yell forcefully clear to the back of the line (over game noise). (Not even gonna attempt any more.)