Woman Seeking Crack Cocaine Calls Police After Drug Dealer Sells Her Sugar Instead

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If your drug dealer shorts you, steals your money, or provides a substance other than the illegal one sought, do not call 911.

Suzanne Basham, 47, made that mistake yesterday morning when she dialed police in Springfield, Missouri to report that she had paid $40 for crack cocaine that turned out to be sugar, according to an incident report.

Basham, who was not seeking a sugar high, asked cops to arrest her dealer for theft (and, of course, secure a refund for her). While patrolmen went to the address where Basham said she purchased the crack, residents there denied selling dope and declined to let investigators into the home.

Since cops discovered that Basham was in possession of a crack pipe, she was cited for possession of drug paraphernalia.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-complains-about-crack-dealer-765412

 

[Venrak]

Bad time to forget about that crack pipe in your purse, lol.

 

[TheLostBoys]

I knew there were stupid people in the world but she takes "most stupid person of the month award"

 

[LogicSoDeveloped]

agreed, why did she think the police would help her? Crack is illegal. Part of the reason that the game can be dangerous is because people can rob each other but obviously most are smart enough to know the police won't help in these situations.

 

[LuGoJ]

I can never wrap my head around these stories. The only conclusion I can draw is that the people that do this are mentally disabled in some way.

 

[slimvictor]

I think that when people are cracked-out, they may act stupidly, even if they are not (originally) stupid people.

Now, why people call the cops when sold fake weed is harder to explain...

 

[ReversiblePulpitis]

Oh god. Doing my hometown proud.

 

[ro4eva]

That's awesomely stupid.

 

[xstayfadedx]

Lol not hard to believe with someone deep into smoking crack..... Know too many crackheads just like her. And wow I guess she deserved it because if she was dumb enough to buy sugar then I guess she's dumb enough to call the cops about it /: people these days.

 

[rickolasnice]

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqFaXTG-ONI is the most stupid person in the world

 

[artic]

I bet her dealer's gonna be moved out of that house by next week. Haha I can just imagine that chat outside the house. "Who said what?! Naw, we don't sell no drugs here. Don't believer her, that woman's a crack head. Naw, you ain't coming in the house without warrants and shit." Someone had their game face on that day. Or maybe that woman really was just a crazy crack head. 8)

That is some fucked up brutal shit for real, though. That woman is probably going to be fucked now that she snitched on her crack dealer. Admitting to trying to buy cocaine isn't going to land you in custody for very long, and prison isn't a very safe place to hide from your pissed off crack dealer anyway. She is doubly fucked now that they straight up ran a news story about it and published her picture right as she is probably being sent to prison. What are the cops thinking releasing that shit? That is some crazy-fucked-up-ness right there.