Witty Slogans

So I think I am going to start giving you all a side some sarcasm with my photos. And if you don't like it, then you can kiss my little white ass.

 

yeah well tequila-will-kill-ya

 

i figured 'witty slogans' cudnt b 'triggering' and i was right

i dont get the 'toilet' thing but i must admit i luv a gd few shots of tequila wiv lemon/salt (but firewater - cinnamon schnapps - which my gf refers to as 'rocket fuel' is my real poison!)

i get drunk as a skunk on fairly little - im a cheap drunk (might b the benzos/methadone combo and the dodgy enlarged liver/hep C that has something to do with it....) but hey, thats economical eh!

dont think i want to kiss ur ass tho....adding side-sarcasm to ur photos gives ur blogs a bit more purpose IMO anyway - makes the pics diffrent than something out of the gallery! :D

 

I am glad you approve

In all seriousness though, I am glad to keep you as a blog reader; taking drugs was pretty huge, so I would love to follow in that guy's footsteps, which means I want as many readers as possible.

 

Oh yes, I've "hugged the toilet" many times... and "talked to Ralph on the porcelain telephone".

It never takes much to get me horribly drunk. I'm just a lightweight.

 

All I ever see on the tube..late at night is...alcohol commericals....some real good ones too...Absolute vodka,jack daniels,johnny walker...whats that one? Famous grouse?? Seems to be alot of whiskey.I've never been an alcoholic...but now that I'm sober from hard-core drugs...When ever I see those commericals my mouth starts to water.

 

I am the furthest thing from an alcoholic. I am such a lightweight also. I did four shots of vodka with two beers one night recently (which is a shit ton of alcohol for me - I never drink and I weigh 100lbs.) and woke up puking my guts up and super hungover.

I don't understand people who like to drink.
#1. Why go through all that trouble to get drunk, when you can take a pill so easily that will make you feel just as good, if not better than alcohol
#2. I cannot drink something unless I am thirsty and alcohol most certainly does not quench my thirst
and #3. After like two drinks I feel to full to even want to drink more and if being drunk doesn't make me throw up, feeling overly filled up with alcohol certainly will.

So, will someone who is an alcoholic please explain the appeal of it to me? lol

 

I dunno?...I hold the same opinion about getting drunk,,,why waste all that time drinking when U can just pop a pill or snort a line and get wasted within minutes, But I do like drinking occasionally...I'm not an alcoholic so when i do get drunk i become happy and wanna sing and dance...I don't really feel like dancing and listening to music when I'm high on heroin or tweaking on coke. maybe thats why it's so appealing. You can go to yer local bar, where the draught beer is cheap,see all yer friends and get rip roaring together.

 

I LOVE listening to music when I am on opiates. My hearing becomes very sensitive when I am high on opi's so music sounds a million times better, especially when it's super loud. My favorite thing to do when I am high is go for a drive and blast the system - it feels like flying.

 

nice.Seems weird that it's the opposite for me. But the way u described it......"feels like flying"....makes sense to me.
I did a wee little line of H today...
Damn! I knew I shouldn't of watched that documenatery on Afghan Heroin on youtube...lol..