"I'm so tired of pretending that my life isn't perfect and bitchin'"
"I'm Bi-Winning. I win here and I win there."
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy."
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin' rock star from mars."
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
"Rock Bottom? That's a fishing term."
"I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
"I've got tiger blood man."
"I'm going to win every moment."
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