Never a Fealla is cute!
Nearly 4 years ago Maxload was in trouble.
"You motherfucker! You just wanted a little fun and now I'm lying here and my insides are bursting out and my vagina will never look the same again again!"
Maxload was unsettled. He wished he had taken the option of heading to the pub with his friends instead of racing to the hospital. Maxload's Dad looked like the smartest man alive.
Then Minimumload was born and Max thought his name will last forever.
Then he realised that little Y Chromosome carrying creatures will one day take his little girl away. So Max decided that a shotgun was a good investment. But who would drive Max home from the Big Day Out after he moshed all day under the sun?
And the Motherload looks hot in a short skirt and long jacket.
Max is no camel.
So Max is a sucker for punishment. The Motherload is loaded and a little Load is......well Loaded. We will call him, Reload!
(You can thank Muzby for that name
So what is in a name? Both Loads will carry my name until they get married. Yet both can change it by deed poll anyway. My true legacy will be judged by their ability on the ski slopes, their love of Reggea, and the ability to construct a cone from an apple core
Okay, it sucks that my beautiful female friends feel that their name will not be passed on to thier offspring, but you get to experience alot more with your children than any sperm donor will be able to give. Just cut us a break and let us pass on our surname. After all, we are the one who will have to pay for the wedding anyway.
And yes I have learnt my lesson and I am heading to the pub this time. Viva the revolution!!!