On a side note, the DARE officer in fourth grade essentially started my exploration of substances (it was a couple years later, but this got me interested) He had real drugs in baggies stapled to a poster board.
"Now this one, is really cheap. It makes you feel really happy and like you are floating (on a cloud of titties I assume). But, it is illegal! If your older brothers, sisters, or even parents have anything like this around, Call 911 immediately!" Another fave of mine is "Just Say No!"
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