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Why are Europeans so much cooler than us?

We got Napoleonic war, First and Second World War and English Civil War re enactment society's.

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We can drive around in that , with that flag while shouting 'sieg heil', try and beat that ;).
 
I aint gonna read this thread, cuz I dont know why anyboy would ever think those poofy ass european fucks is even close to "cool." This thread should be called "Wat is wrong with pallidamors brain for thinking eurofags are cooler than us?" ;) jk pallidamors
 
We have more nukes than Europeans, who needs fancy cars when you have nukes?
 
lacey k said:
I aint gonna read this thread, cuz I dont know why anyboy would ever think those poofy ass european fucks is even close to "cool." This thread should be called "Wat is wrong with pallidamors brain for thinking eurofags are cooler than us?" ;) jk pallidamors
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i reversed my initial opinion. europe may have amsterdam but we have new jersey and san francisco's mission district.
 
pallidamors said:
Seriously, everytime I look in EADD they're always talking about driving their Masaratis, hanging out with Charles de Gaulle, and eating something called "digestives." Us Yanks and Canucks need to start representing in this forum with the unwieldy acronym, and put 'Merica back on the map.
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Better brand management. I mean, hell, who usually carries the US flag somewhere? A soldier with a gun in your face. Meanwhilst those euros (yes, they like being called that, just like their monies, because they couldn't copy the US Holla-for-a-DOLLAH was already going strong), those euros can't be arsed to set down their tea or coffee long enough to even find a gun over there. Back on point for brand management, they simply send idylic postcards to people in foreign countries and speak in a slightly condescending tone that generally gets overlooked because it sounds sexy. Who would you think is cooler if you're in Africa or some shit, the guy sending you postcards or the one sending you bullets at high velocity?

Still, the initial argument stands, in that we absolutely need " Us Yanks and Canucks need to start representing in this forum with the unwieldy acronym, and put 'Merica back on the map." I do believe that is what the Canadian Prime Minister's main election slogan was - put 'Merica back on the map!

Thizzerfershizzer said:
We drive bigger cars, THUS we must be better.
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Or, from research, we can deduce that our collective FAT ASSES require larger cars. And each of us must own our OWN car and drive by ourselves as much as possible. And on the other side of the waters, they ride bicycles around because they enjoy a good hard stick up their ass, and rely on public transportation when things get a bit tough for the pedalling.

mindtools said:
They say it's the size complex ;)
I don't drive Maserati BTW. I drive Audi.
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Size complex indeed. That could have something to do with it. However, I had to ask, given your statement, if you are not referring to some bastardized version of the American language in referring to your belly button being an Audi, as opposed to a Mini?

Thizzerfershizzer said:
We have more fast food chains, making us superior in every way
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ref FAT ASSES above.
 
Well, i have seen a lot of cool stuff in USA but it would not make sense to compare entire USA vs Europe as the country's are totally different in EU.
But i think the media freedom by average, open mindlessness and longer culture sometimes helps a lot but really, it would make more sense to compare some states with some country's in eu imho.

But we do have Amsterdam & couturiers like Czets who have even way more liberal drug laws (for possession) then Holland has (starting from 2010). Like it's okey to have up to 30 g's marijuana or 5 trips of LSD whit you. But then again we have some other country's (that i prefer not to mention) that are way more unCooler then usa imho.
 
But luckily we are not sold out and owned by china like USA is, i might add (after reading some EU trashing posts lol). Or if not "sold out" then for sore we can say that USA is way more dependent of china then Europe is or ever will be.
USA (currently) only have superior military as their highest achievements - no one has so many military bases all over globe... and might last maybe more 25 years, some say even 50. What comes then, who knows. I am not saying that this is only bad thing, but this is only BIG thing i can see. For almost everything else we can compete and be often better (if we cant then Asia can for sore lol).
Of-course when Russia releases hes ATBIP (father of all bombs - they can use these freely, no nuke restriction) or hes overly destructive nukes then we all are fucker, then we here in Europe should find religion fast & pray that USA rackets will shoot these things down before they blow up :D


But still, i do love USA for many things, and always take trips back to places like San Fransisco etc :))
 
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If I hadn't showered in days, and smelled of onion-garlic-corpse-butt, I would constantly be talking about my nice, imaginary cars, and hanging out with famous people, and lying on the beach in Ibiza. hahahahah j/k I love the cool Europeans I've met and gotten to know..

(been to Eivissa, beautiful & amazing, but I think I prefer the Caribbean)
 
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