Why are Europeans so much cooler than us?

[Arnold]

We have more nukes than Europeans, who needs fancy cars when you have nukes?

That's rather easy, all the uk one's are owned by you lot.
Better not fuck those redneck yanks off eh %)

 

[been head]

yeah right dude good like finding high quality mdma, or just about any drug for that matter, anywhere outside of the netherlands.

hahaha pure mdma crystal is once again easy to get hold of at <snip> a gram in the uk

 

[pallidamors]

hahaha pure mdma crystal is once again easy to get hold of at £50 a gram in the uk

you cant just invent a currency and then try to throw it out there, what is this cursive L you speak of?!

 

[been head]

what ?

 

[pallidamors]

that curly L you threw in before the number XX. use dollars please, 'Merica doesnt do 'Math.

 

[shake]

palli you know better, no prices allowed in these threads

 

[Delsyd]

i heard they still use the metric system back there.

...get with the times Euro's!!!!!!

(can Thizz get an award for his responses in this thread?)

 

[Roger&Me]

Man, COOL didn't even exist until Miles Davis invented it.

Miles DAVIS, man.

An American.

 

[pallidamors]

^America was midwife to the birth of the cool.

 

[Cornishman]

A passing fancy, perhaps... but that is in no way true.

America produces some good music, but think of where it came from originally.

Mozart anyone?

 

[Bomboclat]

We do have to give you some props. You did give us the inspiration for Hair Metal, and where would we be without Hair Metal?!

That said we made it even Hairier, so take that!!

 

[pallidamors]

We do have to give you some props. You did give us the inspiration for Hair Metal, and where would we be without Hair Metal?!

That said we made it even Hairier, so take that!!

but think about this:

Europe - Scorpions
America - Slayer

we took the idea and then serious'd it the fuck up.

 

[Cornishman]

Okay then....

You may have your hair metal, but we still have the most exotic car manufacturers.

 

[pallidamors]

Okay then....

You may have your hair metal, but we still have the most exotic car manufacturers.

well, do you consider cars which are prone to not working exotic? if so we are more exotic than an island getaway with bjork.

oh wait bjork is technically european.

 

[tambourine-man]

LOL

Pallidamors is now my favourite American.

 

[Roger&Me]

America produces some good music, but think of where it came from originally.

Mozart anyone?

Actually most American music (jazz, blues, rock and roll) was mostly influenced by african tribal music via the caribbean.

 

[Bomboclat]

BOOYAKASHA l

 

[untaMe]

get real. everything that was hot in the states 3 months ago is hot now in europe. you faggots wish you were the u.s. but you're not and you never will be. so you hate on us to feel better. its okay. its okay.

 

[Cornishman]

Actually most American music (jazz, blues, rock and roll) was mostly influenced by african tribal music via the caribbean.

Fair enough.

*Hangs head in shame*

 

[pallidamors]

LOL

Pallidamors is now my favourite American.

you can be my trans-pond bff.

oh and just in case anyone tries to mention Black Metal as being superior to more American fare...one picture for ya...

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