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whos rubbed one out at work?

I didnt do it but I did get a cute slut I used to work with at my work to rub one out for me on break :P
 
I worked as a security officer both corporate and as a strike force officer for several years on the graveyard shift. Boredom set in quiet frequently especially on some of the 12 hour shifts. I beat it off quiet often in many locations from a corporate ceo's chair, break room, bathrooms, basement sofa, foremans office, corporate break room, metal shop, paint room, press rooms, main lobby, newspaper delivery vans, on a secluded dock, you name it. I used to either jerk off or have vaginal sex 1 to 6 times in a day or a combination of both in my younger years at least 6 out of 7 days. I was oversexed as one can get a sex addict if you will. Yes, I did my job even though it is hard (no pun intended) to believe. I never got caught and never had any incidents occur while polishing off the one eyed gopher in a workplace that I had to explain. The thought of getting caught was actually part of the turn on.
 
Hell yes!

I have had sex and masturbated at every place I have worked, except the construction jobs I had during school holidays.

Now I'm the boss, and often the only one in the shop, I do it all the time. In fact, I may go have a quick one now.
 
timsfantasyescape1 said:
I've done it multiple times, and generally within a few feet of my unsuspecting coworkers. Takes some prep, but if you have a desk that hides you, and can have one hand discreetly in a pocket... and you can keep a straight face... it's pretty amazing.

Even better if you're in a conversation with a co-worker while doing it. :)
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yeah because they cant see your face shuffling?
 
I actually have. When I was 16-18 I worked in a grocery store.. I also had a girlfriend throughout that time and didn't even ask for sex. But as most men know, your hormones rage extremely hard at that age. When we would close the store, I'd clean out the men and womens bathroom. For some reason, I thought it was comical that I wacked it in the womens bathroom. Did this several times.
 
Nope...
But after reading some of these posts I might flick the man in the boat tomorrow=D
 
funny this thread was at the top of the page tonight

the conversation came up at work tonight, n i admitted to a few coworkers i had spanked it in the bathroom once

.....I wasnt the only one either, haha
 
I've rubbed one out at work, but I have my own office so it's not that difficult. Also, a few years ago, I used to mess around with one of my supervisors. We were always finding ways to sneak off at the same time without anyone noticing. But at least I didn't have to worry about getting in trouble with the boss.
 
i did at the pizza shop i used to work at. but hey, i was bound to rub one out. i worked there from when i was 16-22 haha

also, i work with my dad from march to november (we work at a golf course, he does maintenance, im on the course.)well i tried to rub one out at work but every part of me was sweating cuz it was 97 degrees outside so i just gave up and pulled one off after i cooled down in the AC at my house lmao
 
oh yeah I've def rubbed one out at work before along with lots of random and none random sex but I'm the restaurant and bar biz so shit like that's kinda the norm
 
I've never done anything like that at work.... but this guy who I was kind of seeing did and sent pics to me... I thought it was weird.
 
lol yep, a good 5 years ago, the best fuckin' self-service I have ever administered and what has actually become a sexual milestone for me... having experienced first-hand and for the first ever time, the phenomenon of multiple female orgasms and ejaculation 8o 8o 8o

I guess my lack of masturbation under ordinary circumstances sure does mean that those precious few occasions to arise are ones to most certainly remember... :D :o ;)
 
haha yeah i used to work in a hotel in the snow of Whistler Blackcomb. I had the "skeleton card" key to all the rooms. I used to take girls back there, rack up coke on the tables, use the beds then put the rooms on the housecleaners list of rooms to clean. Good times.
 
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