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whos rubbed one out at work?

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dethklok6

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Soo i tried getting ahold of my friend and he wouldnt respond. I later saw him and said he ruined his phone. A couple days after that he had been drunk telling me that he had been doing the deed at work because he was bored. That just sounds goofy. I have had sex at my place of employment. But have you? Maybe im just weird.lol.
 
Hmmm, let's see where this thread goes.

Nope, never have. I wouldn't risk my job.
 
I haven't, but I wouldn't put it past me if I was in an office job.
I'm unsure as to whether the the risk of getting caught wanking by a coworker would enhance to detract from the experience..
 
I did once working At a gas station. it was a late shift and I was hyped on some speed and loaded with h. spanked it for like 10 min til I heard a customer walk in.
 
motherofearth said:
I want a job where this would be viewed as an asset to the company rather than a dereliction of duty.
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I like the cut of your jib! :D

I haven't done it at my current workplace....the toilets are so gross I don't even like using them for their legitimate purpose if I can avoid it :p

I have done it in previous jobs though...

I REGRET NOTHING!!! %)
 
Yes I have. There have been at least three jobs that I have fiddled with my private peter at. Two were grocery store jobs, the other was a factory. My dinky erupted onto the toilet seat.
 
work just turns me off in a big way.

getting paid to wank is appealing but for me work is the most offensive shit i have to do so i cant fathom getting it up
 
I hate to say it, but yes, and I work at a bar. We have a tiny bathroom, with one stall and one urinal... I went to take a shit (I enjoy getting paid to poop), and it was so dead and I was so horny from fucking my then GF right before work (and not coming) that I naturally stumbled upon some porn on my phone. I proceeded to jerk the 'ol gherkin to completion, and made it out of the bathroom without being caught... Let me make you your next drink? :D
 
I used to work in corporate insurace and it was the most souless POS job I have ever had. My days were so dismal that I'd beat off maybe once a day on my washroom break. The stalls had doors that went right down to the ground so it was easy to get away with.
 
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I hate to say it, but yes, and I work at a bar. We have a tiny bathroom, with one stall and one urinal... I went to take a shit (I enjoy getting paid to poop), and it was so dead and I was so horny from fucking my then GF right before work (and not coming) that I naturally stumbled upon some porn on my phone. I proceeded to jerk the 'ol gherkin to completion, and made it out of the bathroom without being caught... Let me make you your next drink? :D
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<-- will never drink at a bar ever again
 
I did once. I was a lifeguard and no one was there. In the snack shack I went to shack my snack.
 
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