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Who's awake?

Me. Managed to get a couple hours sleep, dont want to go back to bed now and miss the whole day lol
 
Got about 6 hours, hate being in such an early morning routine. As it basically means I cant sleep in later on Holidays like today. Body clock just not used to it.
Will go for a run now, even though its freezing outside
 
Horrible bitty OJ + 3 grams of C + 2 grams of MD = good. But i hope these cunts have gone home when i wake up
 
No one else awake?? :P Ive got goodfies ment to be coming on sat... :( Thanks mate just re read ur post.. Just got delivered 3 bottles o voddie and 3 lemos, Have a gooden, im bein slated for bein on the PC !
 
I'm up too! Have had some lousy sleeps this week so necked 10mg valium last night (very fucking few of them left) & probably fell asleep about 9:30 watching 10 000BC. My gf came in about 10, made food & farted around for an hour or so. I guess she musta turned off the lights, TV etc but I heard nothing, I was completely gone. Didn't even hear her "on way home" text & my mobile was on my chest, right in front of me. Woke up with the sun at about 5:30, really confused about daylight, the girlfriend in bed next to me & the fact that the TV & lights were all off. I was fucking dead to the world last night when she came in!
 
I can't even begin to comprehend what happened last night.

I went out for drinks with a few friends, came home early because I'm delivering a circuits class this morning. Few hours later, they ALL arrive back at mine and one of the girls jumps into my bed, strips off, says she really fancies me and starts groffling my penis.

Anyway, to cut to the chase, I have no interest in her, so spent the rest of the night feeling guility for saying outright I don't think of you like that ad infinitum, as her touching of the balls was relentless over the course of the night. It was difficult to sleep, made much harder to sleep by the fact her boyfriend rang her THROUGHOUT the night and she wouldn't do anything about it.

Anyway, this morning, the boyfriend has left some rather nasty comments on her FB wall insinuating she's a slut, which, in an odd way is both agreeable and disagreeable based on what played out last night. She has now said she slept at mine and her boyfriend, who is a tank by the way, is not happy with me.

TLDR: Not only did I not get sex, I had to turn down sex and make life awkward, with the added bonus of being threatened by someone who I shouldn't mess with. Successful night.

Anyway, off to circuits I go.
 
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Like when you ruffle someones hair in a friendly way. To me at least, a penis cannot be ruffled, but it can be groffled. It's usually done above rather than under the pants and is slightly more aggressive than a friendly hair ruffle which is accentuated by the "gr" in groffle.
 
I too am educated!

PS That is one hilarious post RLP! I'd ummmmm keep an eye out for incoming tank rounds, if I were you! Good thing your judgment was unimpaired by sleep, drugs or sleeping drugs otherwise Mr Tank might be justified in destroying you AND you groffled sack package. I trust the nads in question were unharmed by this gruffling we hear about! I don't think my right testicle, which has always been tender following a tortourous school yard crushing (self-inflicted) when I was kid, would be very happy about any of this rough groffling! I suspect that my uninjured left testicle however could be lightly groffled to some degree but as far as I can remember, I have not had the pleasure of a testicular groffle. One day eh? One day!

I keep wanting to go buy my paper, but it's not fucking Saturday!
 
RLP said:
Like when you ruffle someones hair in a friendly way. To me at least, a penis cannot be ruffled, but it can be groffled. It's usually done above rather than under the pants and is slightly more aggressive than a friendly hair ruffle which is accentuated by the "gr" in groffle.
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Brilliant word. Groffling never gets me anywhere though.
 
Perhaps your Groffling technique is inadequate & an in depth Groffling course at your local Uni might help?
 
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