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Who Would Play You in the Movie of Your Life? (online test thingy for the bored)

Jack Nicholson
in a comedy action movie.
You're a little bit dangerous.
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Is me if I specify male (and choose alternate answers which were equally as likely as the ones I chose first time round). Quite pleased with that cos I like Jack Nicholson. I do wonder if this particular test is showing the strain of more than one person bothering to take it at this early stage though :o
 
Shambles said:
Is me if I specify male (and choose alternate answers which were equally as likely as the ones I chose first time round). Quite pleased with that cos I like Jack Nicholson. I do wonder if this particular test is showing the strain of more than one person bothering to take it at this early stage though :o
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Me too, but...

knock said:
I've known this since 1996.
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Knock is Brad Pitt. Now we know the whole thing is bogus entirely legit.
 
If only you'd informed PooToob of your Pittness' status they'd surely have never taken down your highly informative - and in no way simply hilariously gratuitous - podger-based educational film, Knock. In fact they'd've insisted on ramming it full (fnarr) of ads and made a fortune off the back(side) of you.
 
We reckon you'd be played by
Ben Affleck

in a sappy rom-com
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Wasted 10 minutes of my life.
















But it did cause me to google up Helen Mirren, for the coffee spilling question.

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corrrrrrrrr if you can be that hot in your 60's there's hope for all of us























EDIT - On second thoughts, no.

NSFW:

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Fucksake. :|

We reckon you'd be played by
Julia Roberts
in a romantic action movie.
You love thigh-highs.
 
We reckon you'd be played by
Natalie Portman
in a light romantic movie.
You're the internet's dream unicorn.
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Hmm, I had to ask who Natalie Portman is, who is she? I don't do romance, well maybe just the heavy stuff. Fuck you unicorns :p

Thigh highs eh Swampy ;) naughty!
 
^ She was the young lass in the new/old Star Wars films, no? And you're definitely not the light romantic comedy type in my mind, kate. I won't say exactly what you are in my mind but it ain't that =D

Nice that you got an original one though. You, me and Swampy should get together for some Hollywood A-list lezzed-up action or summat ;)

Uncle Robert said:
Spooky...
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Bwaaaaahahahahahahhahahahhaahha! =D<3=D

I see what you did there... :sus:

=D
 
We reckon you'd be played by
Ben Affleck
in a romantic action movie.
Let's hope it's not like Pearl Harbor.

pffft i spose it could have been worse, at least i wasnt Jim Carey. Id have preferered to have been someone cooler but this'll do. :\ I guess he was decent in The Town IIRC.
 
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Jack Nicholson
in a comedy action movie.
You're a little bit dangerous.
 
We reckon you'd be played by
Ben Affleck
in a romantic action movie.
Let's hope it's not like Pearl Harbor.

well, at least i got a beard pic of him
 
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