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Who thinks I will be sacked today
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fifimurphycat
Bluelighter
you could very well be my oh just text me to say he told his boss he was a fat useless cunt and if he was elmer fudd it would be fat useless bastard season, he was tempted to take in the rifle just for the full look but thought better of it. the main boss is off sick and there is a knobhead currently standing in so think hes hoping to get fired. good luck on getting fired if thats what you want if not hope you don't get caught
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Well that was rather silly now wasn't it?!
We all have to face the consequences of our actions I'm afraid.
Good luck all the same.
Evey
We all have to face the consequences of our actions I'm afraid.
Good luck all the same.
Evey
fifimurphycat
Bluelighter
good excuses, you met a giraffe and had to escort it back home, you saved a policeman from a would be allergic reaction by saving him from ........, you have just discovered there is a meteor heading this way and are awaiting confirmation (that would be a good one as you can then go in and say you were wrong and discovered telescope needed cleaned as way out of it) can't think of any just now but I think find a good excuse I so far opt for potential meteor.
THECATINTHEHAT
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Do you want a medal?
ScotchMist
Bluelight Crew
You managed to log on, write a coherent post and log off..
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
Yes.
Septonn
Bluelighter
So how did this whole affair end?
Chatative
Bluelight Crew
In for answer... made for an entertaining read this morning but I sure hope it worked out well for you...
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Yea did they fire yer arse?
Evey
Evey
ScotchMist
Bluelight Crew
Probably cant remember.... :D
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
I suppose you could have gone in wasted and just claimed to be really ill. Say you have ebola or something.... If nothing else it would ensure the office was quiet 
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Surely it all depends upon the type of job he has. Don't all be so quick to judge as things are never that straightforward...
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Just hope it doesn't involve driving or heavy machinery
Chatative
Bluelight Crew
Or worse, kids... 
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Or worse, kids...
Yup exactly... Any vulnerable adult or child for the that matter...
Let's hope not though...
Quite. Back in 2010ish when I really didn't give a fuck I spent over a week rocking up to work at about 11am benzoed to fuck and then sleeping at my desk all day, before going back home and caning 2C-E all night, before eventually my boss came and had a quiet word with me.
Of course then a few days later I fell down the stairs and got blood everywhere, but that's not the point. I'm pretty sure I could get away with a day or two of this now still without too many questions being asked. Quite a lot of the people I work with look like they're permanently fucked on drugs anyway.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Just out of.curiosity josh what did the paramedics say (I'm assuming an ambulance was Called) when they saw that utter blood bath that resulted when you fell down the stairs?