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Hey guys, so I am in a shitty situation. My parents think smoking weed/doing drugs is basically the worst thing in the world. I live with my mom now and im going to college and they offered to pay for my tuition provided that I dont do drugs. My mom's been testing me every month and has been observing me pee (not looking at my dick per se, but stands behind me). Now I need to go to a real lab to do this as well as at home. I have been saving up for a whizzinator now for a while and finally have money for it. When I tried to order it online last night, I saw that the company was shut down. My question is, are there any other alternatives like this? I found a website that sells the "Whizzinator XXX", <Don't Source>

Chainer .

Has anyone heard about this? It seems like its a whizzinator but is being marketed as a sex toy to avoid lawsuit. Does anyone know if this website is legit and not a scam? Are there any other alternatives? I gotta order this today, coz im getting tested really soon. Thanks guys!

PS: Basically, I want to be able to smoke weed again like I used to. WHen they caught me (due to a cunt ex girlfriend who ratted me out), I had to stop blazing fr obvious reasons, but I consequently supplemented weed with opiates, and now I am a fucking addict and I hate it. I wanna be able to just smoke pot again and get off this dope. Weed would help a lot with WD's.
 
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haha sextoy! well, you're in an undesirable situation my friend. imho, find the constitution to just deal legitimately with your parents' shit, or earn the money to finance your education and then you'll be able to smoke a shitload of that fine college herb.
 
My mom's been testing me every month and has been observing me pee (not looking at my dick per se, but stands behind me).
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surreeee buddy ;). Wizzinator could work but you came out of your mom, keep that in mind at all times.
 
Well I'm basically just wondering is this new company legit. Has anyone heard anything about them? I know what I'm doing and that's myonly option if I'm gonna blaze at all. So should I pull the trigger on that or are there alternatives? I'm planning on ordering it tomorrow so any help would be appreciated. I need it asap. I'm gonna be taken to labs from now on so the observing thing is less of an issue buy reliability and smoothness is important
 
so i guess I can't get an answer to my question I guess. Thanks for your input guys and gals. But has anyone ordered or know someone who has the new whizzinator after the company got shut down or an alternative to that?
 
they could even be real whizzinators produced before the company shut down, although that's pure conjecture
 
I would use it if your only being tested by your parents. I wouldn't use it for probation or anything , my buddy was using one and his probation officer grabbed him up real quick and was wtf ? My buddy had a bag of piss strapped to his chest and tubing running down through his pants , his was homemade but I can see the same thing happening with a whizzinator. But if your only being tested by your parents I don't see a reason why you shouldn't give it a shot.
 
Buy The Whizzinator XXX

I recently had a similar issue and was put in the same bind... All I can say is it works!!! It is a legit company and this is exactly what you are looking for... the only thing is that you can't mention drug testing as they are an "Adult Novelty" store and they told me LOL! The first time I called i tried asking them if it would work, and they hung up on me.
 
whizzinator xxx

Hey i am in a similar situation...does anyone know if this product is considered illegal and has a chance of being taken off the market or is it OK since it is marketed as a sex toy for people with golden shower fetishes... thanks everyone
 
Illegal Sex toys?

I only know of a few states that don't allow certain sex toys, so the product itself is legal. =D The only country that the fetish is illegal in is New Zealand, dont even talk about it there if you don't want to go to jail for ten years!
 
Buckethead, how bad would it be, really, if you just continued to smoke and tested positive?

It would be a lot cheaper and perhaps bring more honesty into your relationship with your parents.

Just a thought. Maybe they need somebody to stand up to them... sounds like they're pretty overbearing
 
I love how all these Greenlighters signed up just to say how great their new sex toy is. :p 8)
 
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