John_Burrows
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2008
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It's one of the worst nightmare scenarios since the invention of hand lotion - you're in your room, laying in bed, the "Swimsuit Issue" in one hand and your meat puppet in the other. The action is hot and heavy and just as you're about to "release the hounds," your mother walks in!
What follows next is perhaps the most awkward silence since Helen Keller was asked "do you want fries with that?"
Or is it?
Would it be even worse if your mom walked in just as you were pushing down the plunger and releasing the heroin hounds into your hungry arm?
So I put the question out to you, my fellow Blue lighters: which do YOU think would be worse: getting caught with a needle in your arm or a half-choked chicken in your hand?
Of course, if either one has happened to you (or to your "friend") please tell us how it turned out. No reason to be shy, we're all anonymous here, right?
What follows next is perhaps the most awkward silence since Helen Keller was asked "do you want fries with that?"
Or is it?
Would it be even worse if your mom walked in just as you were pushing down the plunger and releasing the heroin hounds into your hungry arm?
So I put the question out to you, my fellow Blue lighters: which do YOU think would be worse: getting caught with a needle in your arm or a half-choked chicken in your hand?
Of course, if either one has happened to you (or to your "friend") please tell us how it turned out. No reason to be shy, we're all anonymous here, right?