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Which side of the bed do you sleep on. Male vs. Female

Which side of the bed do you sleep on?


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stardust.hero

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I have always slept on the right side when looking at the bed and my SO on the left in all of my relationships. My mother has always slept on the right and my father on the left and while discussing the odd topic with my boyfriend he too mentioned his father slept on the left and his mother on the right.

I was wondering if this was a coincidence or something we learned from our parents or something that happens often with couples.
 
I have a theory that it has to do with sex and which hand you use to bring pleasure to your partner...

I sleep on the left looking at the bed from the foot of it.
 
I've never had an assigned side in any of my relationships so far, but then again they usually involve sharing a single bed and sides don't really matter when you're hanging on for deal life so that you don't fall off 8(

I'll add a poll.
 
I'm female. Looking at the bed from the foot of the bed, I sleep on the left. I sleep on my right side, because I'm right handed. My boyfriend sleeps on his right side as well because he is right handed. So then we can cuddle that way.
 
Seperatist conditioning

You need to introduce more options - like IT VARIES/ DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER TO ME.

What a ridiculous thread.

For me it depends on whether I am in need of really relaxing sleep(on ones right side), or whether I need to digest a bit more (on ones left side).

It can depend on whether someone wants to sleep on a particular side for a particular reason, or whether I am sleeping with someone else or on my own!

IT DEPENDS. It's not important. What is important is what side you sleep on...and what direction...
 
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Assuming standard anatomical position, I *usually* sleep left side of bed on my sinister side with my sinister arm tucked under Ms.G and my dexter arm over her right lateral thoracic region, my anterior abdominal surface touching her posterior surface.

But it switches depending on what's comfy etc that day.
 
side closest to the door. in case of emergency or intruder etc I can react. same with walking on a side walk, I walk closest to the road. in my own bed its the left side when standing facing at the foot. at my girls its the right when at the foot facing the bed.
 
What a ridiculous thread.

hmm i doubt it will reach any kind of peer reviewed consensus but its interesting enough though logic tells me there will be no pattern based upon gender other than a random one.

new options sorted.

i like to have all available options- we had a lecturer one day who asked us which crime stats were better out of daily mail and gov. stats. people said government stats and he called us all authoritarians. which was shit cos we were ranking two sources not giving our opinion of the best source of stats out there full stop. wound me right up
 
My fucking SO's bed is in the middle of the room, and she always sleeps on the right, with her back to me. She's a rightie, I'm a rightie; either I spoon the shit out of her, or I sleep without touching her. Whichever position determines how happy she is the next morning.

I pretend I have a say in the relationship, but I actually just hold on for daily blow-jobs and a hope that her six-figure-job will support us both for a life-time.

If not, I'll take my three-day-a-week, five-digit bar-tending job to whatever fucking continent I want, and fuck an any-side-of-the-bed-sleeping-blonde-skinny-bitch every-new night of the week for a long period of time (PS. I love you JPA).
 
My fucking SO's bed is in the middle of the room, and she always sleeps on the right, with her back to me. She's a rightie, I'm a rightie; either I spoon the shit out of her, or I sleep without touching her. Whichever position determines how happy she is the next morning.

I pretend I have a say in the relationship, but I actually just hold on for daily blow-jobs and a hope that her six-figure-job will support us both for a life-time.

If not, I'll take my three-day-a-week, five-digit bar-tending job to whatever fucking continent I want, and fuck an any-side-of-the-bed-sleeping-blonde-skinny-bitch every-new night of the week for a long period of time (PS. I love you JPA).
lmao this made my day.
 
I find the way that the question is posed a bit odd. I always sleep on the left side of my body but never care which side of the bed I'm on.

ebola
 
My girlfriend insists on sleeping next to the wall and I don't mind. I don't really understand how you determine which side is left and which side is right. If I lay on my back, the side I'm on is right.
 
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