Where Your Child Hides Drugs

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Pretty fun stuff to read tho =p especially this one

The bathroom is the number one place a kid will use this type of drug. It's private and no one wants to walk into a bathroom when it is occupied. If the kid goes into the bathroom too frequently or takes an unusually long time taking a bath or whatever, suspect drugs.
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So THAT is what young boys do in the bathroom ! Mystery solved

LactatingWalrus said:
fail
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Quite fail, because they will discover ..





There is no spoon.
 
Your kid will need "brillo" pads and some kind of glass tube to smoke the crack with. Look for a glass tube with dark residue inside it along with a "brillo" pad (the pad is used as a filtering device). If your "brillo" pads are getting used up real quick or if you suddenly discover a box or boxes of "brillo" pads--suspect drugs.
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How are you kids getting the soap off of the brillo pads? Why not just use Chore Boys like every other crack smoker?
 
'(rarely does a child start smoking and isn't using drugs).'

'Believe it or not, you will never know that your kid is abusing alcohol. He/she will drink your booze and you won't have a clue'

Just... wow 8o
 
This is just awesomely bad, it basically says unless your kid fits the social norm they must be on drugs my favorite was about what music indicates what drugs just wow how can anyone be this ignorant.

If you see a change in the type of music the child listens to (heavy metal indicates they are using meth, LSD, ecstasy or cocaine. If they are listening to Rap, suspect crack and/or marijuana)
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Fucking christ!

You should read the forums. It's amazing how many people advocate forcing children to get drug tested and assessed! WTF?

"Seek the advice of a certified alcohol and drug counselor in your area. Get a referral to a treatment facility that meets your needs and get her to treatment before she turns 18. "
 
This is so stupid it's not even humorous; someone surely must have been on drugs to write that!
Ooooh, there is a 0.25 inch gap somewhere in my room, I'll put my H in there and listen to heavy metal....
 
My older brother used to always stash his acid underneath the floorboards in high school, which I don't see on here at all.
 
From the parents tips and tricks section of the site:

"If your kids come in with their friends, are particularly ravenous, giggle a lot and smell like burning leaves, suspect that they’ve been smoking pot."

"If your child seems to be particularly attracted to non-washable magic markers or asks for white-out without a specific, very good reason, be suspicious."

"If your child turns against church and begins to get cynical and rebellious about religion, even to the point of becoming fascinated with pentagrams and wearing black all the time, suspect drugs."

Oh ya. They don't like your church anymore. They must be on drugs! LOLs
 
" Your kid really doesn't have mental problems lets just take them of the medications.... They just abuse those pills and get high! Sneaky little bastards. "


Right next to the Steroid one
 
This is a great page, just great.

I can't believe crack is on there. If your child is smoking crack, and you don't already know something is up, you obviously are an idiot!
 
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