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Where was the strangest place you've masturbated?

I would have to say in the porta-potty on a construction site. Idk what came over me I just got a hard on outta no where and needed to take care of business! I also fucked on the same site :)

Ok, iv worked on MANY sites... im a bit concerned because every site i work on its all men!? :/ i know its not the 1800's and im open minded but i hope you had safe sex... hard hat, safety boots, safety specs etc ;)
 
Once when I was waiting for my mum to finish work at my old school (I was about 16), I wandered off into the grounds, and had a wank in a bush...I kinda like danger sex - being taboo or caught is a cool concept for me.

Not strange, but I once masturbated on a train, in the toilet, while looking at some dirty pictures on my ipod.

Was too horny, and felt like relaxing and making my journey a bit more exciting haha.
 
Back when i was about 15 in a maths class, a real tease of a girl who always made her thong visible - i mean i think i'd seen every thong she owned. I started to get a real throbber of a stiffy, it hurrt & i found if i bounced my leg up & down it was rubbing the end of my dick just right so it felt like an orgasm was possible i was that horny.

I'm sitting there facing my workbook directly, just flicking my eyes up at her sweet white thong molded to her cute butt, vigorously bouncing my leg up & down dying to cum but after a while i had to stop as i was sweating profusely & i think the teacher was wondering what the fuck i was doing so i never finished.

Yup anti-climax.
 
hahaha i jacked off in the catwalk of a children's theater...fuck that sounds really fucked up now that I think about it. I worked there...I was bored. Went on an outward bound trip in minnesoda once and jacked off in the middle of the woods...
 
in all hoensty it was driving back from anaheim with my girlie and her mom to murrieta where we live... i was kinda high and cassie was sleepin and her mom wasnt paying attention to me i think so i kinda did it there...

sorry for my spelling errors but yeah...

actually i did at a friends house when i spent the night... this was like 7 AM when we fell asleep at 4... i woke up with a raging hardon and couldnt get to the bathroom so it was in his room... finished on my paur of socks but shit man i was freaked he was gonna wake up LOL
 
Driving on the way home from a strip club. If it was sex, I was 17 and my girl was 16. We were on the way to Biloxi and her parents were in the front seats, brother and sister in the back seat, and we were fucking in the cargo area and the windows fogged up. Best sex ever :)
 
In the back of my parent's van when I was younger. And apart from that, I guess the strangest would be in an airport bathroom. Granted, I'm sure there's plenty of strange ones I'm forgetting - I've always had sort of an overactive sex drive and few guys to actually fuck, so that can be more than slightly frustrating.
 
- in the woods by a stream

- bathroom when i was in high school

- at a museum

- in a airplane bathroom

- at church when i was a kid
 
In class, in the middle of taking my G.E.D. @ military school. I just suddenly got a hard on & since nobody was close to me i just pulled it out along my thigh and literally "rubbed one out".
I just let the nut go onto the floor too!! HA!!! i havent thought about that in YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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