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Where was the strangest place you've masturbated?

Jabberwocky

Jabberwocky

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Me and a friend were chatting about this the other day and I am keen to see what others have to say.

For me it would be a pub and in the forest.
 
In the church parking lot before going to morning service when I was like 13 or 14. It was all I could do to get rid of my boner though haha

my friend jacked off in the back seat with his mom driving nor me knowing. He told me later he had a boner for like an hour and had to because it was starting to hurt
 
^^

lmao ya one time when i was younger i stroked one out in the back seat during a family road trip. i was under a sleeping bag, and really young at the time.

this progressed to dipping in the back, which progressed to drinking in the back, which progressed to popping oxy in the back..

for some reason i like to play around with trouble, and i guess am kind of an adrenaline junky in a way.
 
My best friend at the time drank waaay too much scotch and passed out in my bed and I woke up to him going at it crazily.. My bed was literally shaking and it was rather awkward. Plus it sucked he was getting action and I wasn't, even though he was giving the action to himself!
 
Work bathrooms, and right at my office desk. In 2 different jobs heh heh When you gotta "go", you gotta go ha ha
 
anyone ever read the book "Angela's Ashes" by Frank McCourt?

there's some really funny stories in that book. one time he strokes one out on top of a hill looking at a majestic view when he was in the countryside or something lol.

then there was another time where he and some of his friends each take turns stroking one out in the bathroom while looking at dirty magazines or something lol.

if you haven't read this book, i highly recommend it. it was very well written and has some absolutely hilarious stories, even though the overall mood of the book is depressing.

sadly the author just passed away last summer i think.

anyways, definitely give this book a try!
 
damn the weirdest place i've masturbated is probably the school bathrom in like 5th grade. I was only like 10 or 11 lol
 
Hmn. I think I'm a little boring here. McDonalds and Tim Horton's. I knew I wasn't going to get any sexers from the guy I was with, so I did the deed myself.
 
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