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Where was the strangest place you've masturbated?

I have several places, smoking break area at work, neighbors teen daughters car ejaculated on her seat I was 12 she was 16, picnic table in park, drinking fountain ejaculated on the spout, campground, in car while driving, back patio, out hotel window, YMCA showers, onto a pillow of a girl that was part of a youth group sleepover at church, dared to ejaculate onto another boys pillow at church camp, and outdoors in parking lot.
 
Driving, while at work. I had to pull over to finish though, I think. It was within the week after I took acid again for the first time in years, and I got really horny that following week for some reason.

sweetnsalty said:
drinking fountain ejaculated on the spout
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I would like to hold your head underwater and (nearly) drown you. Maybe not, but that's what this made me think of as justice.
 
7th grade art class, in a tree during the winter in Michigan with blowing snow (almost fell out the tree when I came), in a church, graveyard, work bathroom which is right next to the lobby and bosses office and the only bathroom, my strict Oriental grandmothers couch, my aunts house, my other aunts house, my uncles house, I think that's about it.
 
ParappaTheRapper said:
..I don't get it.
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Opiate withdrawals make you very sensitive and prone to cumming at the slightest touch - kinduv a rebound thing since it's virtually impossible to cum on opies. Being a girl, when I'm that sensitive it's apparently possible for me to cum simply by crossing my legs because of the pressure that puts on that area. Was in WDs during an exam once, crossed my legs just to be more comfortable, and, well, came.
 
Pagey said:
Opiate withdrawals make you very sensitive and prone to cumming at the slightest touch - kinduv a rebound thing since it's virtually impossible to cum on opies. Being a girl, when I'm that sensitive it's apparently possible for me to cum simply by crossing my legs because of the pressure that puts on that area. Was in WDs during an exam once, crossed my legs just to be more comfortable, and, well, came.
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at like a school? or the gynecologist..what kind of exam
Have you ever seen spun where she can't poop and he calls the phone sex line, like that?
 
im jus playn. Check out "spun", its hilarious, i dunno if its on netflix tho. John legizammos methed out and he calls a phone sex hotline and mena suvari can't poop. It was funny to me at the time. lol.
 
ParappaTheRapper said:
im jus playn. Check out "spun", its hilarious, i dunno if its on netflix tho. John legizammos methed out and he calls a phone sex hotline and mena suvari can't poop. It was funny to me at the time. lol.
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spun was a great movie. I remember tjr phone sex line scene lol. It was hilarious.
 
Some people are trophy masturbators and thats when they try to wank in all sorts of public spots and get away with it. Im not much of a wanker Im more of a fucker. I suppose at school when I was really young.
 
^^i like doing both. I kinda like just doing inappropriate things in places. Like IV'ing h with holy water in a church.
 
EA-1475 said:
I totally jacked off in the Louvre, dude! Like, TOTALLY!!!
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oh my god, I jacked off in the Louvre! I thought I'd have been the only one!!! So gutted that it wasn't an original. To be fair I did it in the loo.

I also wanked in the loo before my high school finals to calm myself down but nothing more exciting than that.
 
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