Hehe... you guys are great! Thanks a lot for sharing your views, it has defenitely come in very handy! I'll tell all about how it went down as soon as the deed is done.
About the pink hearts, there is NO WAY they should be having any more than halves the first time. I've had three quarters myself and know the potency of those pills. So being the responsible flatmate I am, I will personally see to it that no more than halves go down, and I'll even throw in a little 5htp the next morning to reduce cerebral damage, how about that.
And YES, I'm sorry to inform those who were getting naughty ideas, that the couple in question are a guy/girl, not the bambi twins.