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When did you first discover the internet and what did you use it for?

Dunno, some time in the 90s? I remember we would turn on the Netscape start screen, and I was only allowed on internet things that you could get to via the netscape homepage because typing an address into the bar might cause some sort of trouble according to my dad? lol. Then I got one of the early p2p file transfer things, I forget the name. Then I would wait days, sometimes weeks, til my family went out for at least 4 hours and i'd download maybe 10 pics in that time. One time my dad was away for work for a week, and I managed to take advantage of my mums even greater PC incompetence and leave it on all night for 4 nights straight to download a full porno with Jenna Jameson and some other woman - As a young lad in the late 90s/early 2000s it was considered gay to watch porn with cocks in it. I burnt that to a disk and distributed it fairly far and wide. Other than that, legitmate uses for the internet were mainly trying to find people from various countries so I could be amazed that I was talking to a foreigner. Or going on The Zones to play chess and checkers.
 
Did everyone else also get bombarded with free trial CDs from AOL? I'm sure at least one of those a week got sent to the house. Had thousands of the fucking things.
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Yeah I mentioned that in my original post then must have deleted it. I abused it to fuck for months and months on end until the banned me and threatened to charge me for all the months I'd be using because it was only supposed to be one month free.

Other than that, legitmate uses for the internet were mainly trying to find people from various countries so I could be amazed that I was talking to a foreigner.
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Yeah that always amazed me too. I used Yahoo Chat and also IRC which was like a program you downloaded and could access thousands of chat rooms on, I remember there was one called #dogsex full of seemingly genuine dog fuckers. I'd go in and troll the fuck out of and abuse them.

Considering I got a PC and the net so early I never really got very good with either, I'm hopeless when it comes to fixing any problems with either and don't know shit about computers.
 
I think I got the a PC & the internet when I was about 10. So that would have been 1995. I was the first person out of my mates to have an internet connection, although not the first to have a PC. I still have one of my old AOL email addresses from waaay back when. I can definitely remember getting hammered with those free trial CDs.

I used it to look at porn almost straight away. Well, not proper porn but pictures of birds in the scud lol. I also got on the peer-to-peer thing pretty early with Napster etc. Downloaded the full Marshall Mathers LP about a month before it's release date, took me about a week! Burned a load of CDs & sold it at school. Made a fair bit of cash actually (relatively speaking, plenty cargo money!).

I used to use the AOL chat rooms. Mainly to be an absolute fucking arsehole to people haha. Got an account banned from AOL & they emailed the main account holder (my dad!) with the chat logs, which resulted in a severe bollocking lol.

I can remember downloading a full Jenna Jameson porno on dial-up as well haha, must have taken fucking aaaaages.
 
Think we're the same age PTCH and when I got the computer and net at age 13/14 I was the first person I'd ever heard of getting a PC and internet. No one I knew, in school or that had one. You must have had one well early. It was years later until most people at school started getting them.
 
I remember the school porn filters not applying to google image search with safe search off, so we'd switch it off and search for 'sex' or something equally ridiculous and scroll through as many pictures as possible trying to commit them to memory. I also remember that soakingwetsluts.com not being filtered out, so whenever anyone left their computer that was on their screen when they came back. One kid put it on and set it to print 10,000 times too LOL. It got over ridden by about the 200th picture of loads of women playing with a hose naked came out of the printer, but the kid who didn't actually do the printing got proper done.
 
I think I got a PC shortly after a few folk I know started getting them. The difference was that someone (either me or my dad) had the sense to get one with an internal modem. Fuck knows what other cunts were doing with their PCs & no internet connections. Typing a power of letters or something lol.

I think we were quite clued up on internet & shit early on because my dad had a work laptop well back in the day, like at least a couple of years before I got a PC. A mad black & white (or more like green & another shade of green) thing that I used to play Chess, Prince of Persia & Leisure Suit Larry.
 
fuckin ell I remember Kazaa porn links fucking my first PC to bits in about 2002.....I took it to a PC repair company, he loooked at me disgusted (or so I thought) when I collected it...

"So, what was the problem?"

"it was very DIRTY"

"What, like loads of dirt and ash and stuff in there?"

"No, do you use Kazaa? A lot?"

"Errrr, thanks, how much do I owe you?"

fuck AVG since that episode... =D

EDIT>>>>>I'd "deleted" any porn from the poota before I took it in, so thought there was no way they could trace it back to that :D
 
When I used to work in PC World I'd regularly get shouted through by the repair-cunts with a "Ooooh shit, c'mere & see this!" look on their faces. Almost always they were raking through someone's porn collection, occasionally the person's own porn an all. Good times being the one to hand the PC back to them when they were collecting it. More than once I hit a massive laughing fit, basically just roaring with laughter right in the persons face for what looks like no reason haha, & barely making any attempt to hide it or stop myself! So tempting to just shout "I've seen your birds tits!!!!".
 
My mate had a job fixing all the PDAs and stuff for all the engineers at a big company. One guy got sacked for having loads of pics of his wife in the bath on his, another got fired for having a picture of a woman with a can of 7-up up her arse being opened LOL. Kazaa totally wrecked our PC more times than once because of me. I blamed it on the music but it was definitely the pron.
 
Aye man, definitely don't take it to PC World anyway! Obviously you wouldn't tell the customer that you were going to go raking through their hard drive for anything that might be funny but other than that there was no pretending that you weren't going to, the store boss would be in getting a swatch with everyone else when they found something good lol.


Kazza fucked up my PC more times than I can remember. Fucking shite piece of software, only used it because that wank from Metallica killed Napster.
 
yeah I attempted to blame it on music downloads, but the fucker knew, and the look on his face made sure I knew that he knew.

Them boys are expert in humiliation, they must have so many different tactics, they probably do it many times a day....
 
Mailmonkey said:
yeah I attempted to blame it on music downloads, but the fucker knew, and the look on his face made sure I knew that he knew.

Them boys are expert in humiliation, they must have so many different tactics, they probably do it many times a day....
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I dunno, they must be hypocrits or religious or something. Ive not really heard of any bloke owning a pc that hasnt at least looked at porn.
 
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I dunno, they must be hypocrits or religious or something. Ive not really heard of any bloke owning a pc that hasnt at least looked at porn.
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I'm sure they do look at it, but working in those sort of places, making a punter feel uncomfortable, cos he knows that you know that he knows all the sordid shit is probably treated almost as a sport amongst employees.
 
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I guess we probably got our first home computer around 2000 I think.
I used to use Napster for downloading music and a nice collection of Winston Churchill war speeches.
 
Got my own PC and internet, around 2000. Well, when I say internet, I mean pay as you go dial-up - and also a few stolen BT dial-up username and passwords, so it was free - some of the time. It used to kick you off at 12am, unless you were really lucky. There was a totally free ISP, called Xtreme, if I remember right. That only occasionally worked. My mum didn't start understanding the internet until about 5 years ago, so she used to bollock me for 'playing on the phone line'. Haha.

First uses were Yahoo Chat, Napster, porn, ICQ, etc. I actually met a bird, that I went out with for a year, on Yahoo Chat. Probably pure luck, as it was always men asking 'A/S/L?' Ha. Ended up on here, a couple of years later, and that stole my attention. I can't believe how shit the net used to used to be, although it seemed amazing, at the time.

I worked as an IT guy, repairing PCs, for about 5 years, and saw come horrendous porn. One had some bird with hypodermics stuck in her tits, and really nasty nipple clamps. That's what you get for looking, I suppose. I made about £500 in a month, from selling the Paris Hilton porno and leaked versions of Windows, on eBay. I eventually got banned, and PayPal kept 250 quid, for six months - like they tend to do. Cunts.

I can't imagine my life without the internet, now. I've learnt so much stuff, including many things that help me with my work. It's totally invaluable, to be able to find out pretty much anything, or communicate with anyone, with a small handheld device. That said, I'd probably have achieved more, if I hadn't spent half of my life bashing away......on the keyboard.
 
I used to have multiple different ISPs on my computer and would use them at certain times when they were free. Some were free after 6pm, some at certain times of the weekend, some midweek so I'd just go through them all and not pay for anything. Am I right in thinking that it made your telephone line busy when you had dial up? Would be a nightmare if that was still the case.

LOL @ ASL, do kids still say that on the internet these days or is as extinct as ICQ chat?
 
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