Whats your favorite video game character line?

[atri]

"have you seen giant hairless bear?" mikhail bulgakov - psychonauts

 

[Care]

"You want a piece of me boy?" - Starcraft Marine
"Thank you Mario, but the princess is in a different castle" -Toad
"FINISH HIM!" -Mortal Kombat
"Flawless Victory" -Mortal Kombat

 

[dubsteph]

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger,............. Tiger Uppercut!! -Sagat throwing fireballs and uppercuts so nonchalantly, easy to do when your in prime video game mode ie ACID!!!

 

[w01fg4ng]

"Do a barrel roll!"

Starfox

 

[theotherside]

"It's me......mario!!" From mario 64. Good memories.

 

[Average Whiteboy]

everything... i mean everything that cole train says in GoW gets me everytime.. fuckin love that guy

Srsly. When I saw the thread title the first thing I thought of was the Cole Train.

My favorite Cole quote is from the first GoW when you get to the immulsion mines and you have to get through one area of the mines by rolling through in coal rail cars. One of the other characters says something about being careful and Cole responds, "It's all good, baby! THE TRAIN'S AT HOME ON THE RAILS!!" Fuckin' hilarious!

 

[atri]

im gonna +2 to you guys

most of the stuff glados says in portal is pretty damn funny too.

 

[thePodFreak]

"SOAAAAAAAAAP" - captain price from CoD4 as he slides you his gun.

 

[Waterfall]

"It's a-me, Mario!"

 

[Ds]

"Ugh,ugh,ugh where is it?!"
-duke nukem

 

[the_milkman]

spy sappin my sentry!!

well, probably my least favorite line since im probably going to be stabbed by a spy.

team fortress 2

 

[guerillabedlam]

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas:

Carl: Can you shoot?
Hippie guy: Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!

 

[null_null]

monkey island

"Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!"

 

[junglist15]

MW2 multiplayer when Team Deathmatch starts and he says "Rangers Lead The Way" is pretty fucking badass imo.

 

[Johnny blue]

Cod waw when you're on the basically team and you or a teammate gets dogs "Our dogs hunger for the flesh of our enemy! " only in a stereotypical German accent. Actually pretty much anything that guy said.

 

[BingoBango]

"I regret nothing" *POW*

Postal - you can choose to shoot yourself in the head and suicide by pressing Q or Z or something

 

[HighonLife]

John Madden and Pat Summerals Commentation in the original Maddens (N64) were the shit

i mean i got annoyed by both of them but I still sorta enjoyed it too

 

[Oxydation]

”I don't know anybody named Gonzales! Stop speaking in riddles, you chicken nugget!“
-Bowser in 'Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door'

 

[Care]

"RAMIREZ!......." -CoD MW 2

 

[Pillthrill]

This is the one I remember the most but they were all quite amusing.

"What are you doing? Stop it! I-i-i-ii--i-i-i-i- We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are, very, very happy for your success. We are throwing a party, in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, and lie down on your stomach, and put your arms at your sides. The party associate will arrive shortly, to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the party associate submission position or you will miss your party."

And the wall that says "The Cake is a Lie!"