You don't wanna go to that bloody Europe, it's full of poncy forrins who don't wash, smell funny, can't fight, yet still think they're better than everyone else. Oh yes, the sooner we close our borders to that shower of shit the better - This is England. Land of green mountains and pleasant pastures, clouded hills, dark satanic mills and ancient feet. For this is OUR Jerusalem, keeper of the holy grail and spiritual home of Jesus and Joseph who DEFINITELY came here in ancient times (however unlikely that may seem in the absence of any evidence and more than just a touch of Jingoistic wishful thinking). So everyone else can just fuck right off!!
Anyway, I reckon you should come here instead to give me your coke and otters (that's if we let you in ya shitcunt

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