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Whats the worst someone did to you while asleep at a party?

who the fuck falls asleep at a party?
or at the very least pass out in some room where you can have alittle privacy.
but ive never fallen asleep at a party
 
Never happened to me, but some friends of mine got their eyebrows shaved off. Of course there was retaliation eventually, and over the course of my senior year, 8 people had their eyebrows shaved off. Have you guys ever seen someone without eyebrows? It's fucked up.
 
yeah, but who would dose other people with the drugs they stole?
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Not quite the scenerio but close, a friend OD on smack and another friend just happened to be on his way to his house to grab something or something, he manages to get the 1rst friend breathing again and stopped him from turning blue, but instead of staying with him and helping him regain complete consciousness. The 2nd friend decided to rumage around thru the 1rst friends drug safe and help himself to what ever he pleased and it was well stocked.

1rst friend awakes from his unconscious nod and starts to piece things together and than starts to realize that things are missing from his always locked, bolted to the wall safe. The 2nd friend than calls the 1rst friend asking him what the fuck he had that was wrapped in foil, sealed in a mini-baggie, and placed in an amber glass screw cap vial. As he decided to shoot a small heroin shot of it and he was flipping out.

Turns out he snatched friend #1's 2-ce stash, and IV'd a bit too much and was freaking as he was dopesick and thought it was heroin not 2-ce. Serves him right. 2 people could of died because of 1 no 2 peoples stupidity.

I am no longer friends with friend #1 or friend #2 [idiots and both sitting in the grey bar hotel]
 
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LOL at some of these stories. The worst one I ever heard about (I didnt actually witness this one) some guy everybody hates passed out from drinking and this dude put toothpaste on his cock and brushed his teeth with it.
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thats that faggot shit
 
Here's an idea - if you ever feel guilty about drawing on someone's unconscious face, scrub it off with sandpaper. That stuff works really well. Then to keep the abrasions from getting infected, pour some Dettol (disinfectant) on it. If your mate doesn't wake up after all this, he's done for.

Something a friend and I thought of while smoking weed a few days ago.
 
A friend of mine passed out at a party a few years back( he was drunk before anyone else even arrived), and another friend thought it would be hilarious to paint a penis on his face with nail polish, funny right?? Well the problem is he was scratching at it while still out cold, and now has a light, but noticable penis shaped scar on his face and now will not go without a full beard to conceal it !!!!!
 
slipped some dramamine in his drink, kidnapped him, he woke up in the middle of santiago canyon tied to a fence where we all took turns fucking him in the ass and electrocuting his testicles. my friend whom we shall refer to as "cher" has a tattoo pen she made herself out of using ink, batteries, and a cd player motor (she learned it in prison), and wrote "SCARFACE" all over well, his face.

then we left him there, still alive, in the middle of nowhere, after pouring pigs blood all over him so some animal would hopefully find him

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I once woke up pregnant...

but seriously, one guy in my friends class showed up to class one friday morning with a cock drawn on his face in permanent marker (he ran to class because he was late, not bothering to take a look in the mirror). The professor was definetly surprised to see that...
 
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Why do drunk people feel the need to draw penises on the face of those more drunk than they are?? Some sort of freudian homosexual thing maybe!?!?
 
If u fall asleep with ur shoes on then ur fair game. Thats the rule. I never had anything happen to me but i've watched people superglue calculators to peoples faces, paint peoples nails, draw all over them, and get pissed on.
 
Been more a perp than a victim of this am afraid.

Actually, given my friends at the time I had hardwired myself to NEVER, EVER close my eyes in their company.

They did get me once though, We had smoked a fantastic amount of good hash, maybe half an ounce between three of us over twelve hours of so.

Later that night we began drinking vodka, and somebody called round with skunk. I was really twatted at that stage, and crawled into my bed where I went into as deep a sleep as I ever have.

Some time later, simultaneously, the door of the room bursts open, the lights flash on and somebody shouts "JUDEJUDEJUDEJUDE!!!!

I jump off the bed, still semi comatose and hit with something wet. I say something like "Fuck off Pricks!" and lie back down again straightaway.

There was something sticky on my face, ear, body and bedsheets so I touch the side of my head with my fingers and look at them. They appear to be covered in viscous, runny shite.

I rose off the bed, like a zombie, from my toes. Punched out at two or three people standing at my door, who I can't really make out as I am so fucked, but the bastards are videotaping me!

I go into the bathroom to clean myself up, and calm the fuck down.

Turned out it was a mixture of brown sauce, rice,crushed biscuits, gravy powder and lukewarm water they chucked at me:X

I got my revenge a few weeks later when my flatmate passed out in the hallway after mistaking it for the toilet: We wrapped him in bin liners and duck tape and poured some water into the bags with him and left him behind some bushes at the bottom of our neighbours garden8(

I must point out this was four years ago. I don't do shit like that anymore;)
 
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