Just rewatched the Cabin Fever series:
Cabin Fever (2002)
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Break (2009)
Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero (2014)
Cabin Fever (2016)*
I can 100% admit/see how these are "Bad" but I actually love them (except maybe 2).
Would anyone else like to see a one of these where for ONE just ONE person ACTUALLY DIES OF THE DISEASE? It's so weird nobody actually does in any of the movies? Oh, OBVIOUS SPOILERS HERE!!!
Cabin Fever (2002):
Karen - mercy-killed by Paul
Marci - torn apart by crazy infected dog (Dr Mambo)
Hermit - Set on fire and dies of injuries
Eli-Roth cameo character - torn apart by Dr Mambo
Jeff - never gets infected but is shot last-minute (referencing the ending of Night of the Living Dead)
Paul - infected and left to die but actually survives until the opening scene of the sequel
Burt - shot by locals
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Break (2009)
Basically Everybody - killed my the army/whatever-secret-army-branch that infiltrate the prom
Paul - hit by bus in opening scene and explodes
Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero (2014)
Porter - "carrier", asymptomatic, survives
Bridget - infected, flesh SEVERELY broken down, literally ripped apart by Penny, entire skull/face smashed into paste with a dildo, by Penny (yes, really)
Penny - very severely infected, probably close to death but literally ripped apart by Bridget, died of injuries inflicted by Bridget, NOT the virus
Ryan Donohue (yeah I don't remember many character names here) - killed by scientist guy
Brandon Eaton - killed by scientist guy
Scientist Guy - shot by...uhhh...IDK
Latina Scientist - seen with "rash" after being deliberately infected by porter. Ostensibly dies but we never see anything beyond small rash.
Main Hero Who I Actually Thought Was a Douchebag - same as Latina scientist. We know he's infected, but don't see any sign of infection yet.
I just wanna see ONE character ACTUALLY die of the virus. Like, how do we know it's DEFINITELY fatal? (not that one could survive what is essentially a highly contagious, viral, version of Necrotizing Fasciitis)
*Why the fuck did they remake a movie 12 years after it came out? Parts are definitely more gruesome/extreme (Jesus fucking Christ, what did Karen do to deserve that!?) but IMO the gore effects look worse.