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Film What's the Last Film You Saw? v. Tell Us What You Thought!

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Watched "There Will Be Blood"
I can't believe I slacked on it for so long, considering Paul Thomas Anderson is definitely one of my favorite directors.
I'll have to view it again before I really formulate a solid opinion on it. His movies tend to be very deep.
I did enjoy it through & through though and look forward to his next movie.
 
it has no cool whatsoever. contrived. no pretty girl and nothing except for a clever premise to make up for it.

Hilarious.

Saw Unknown last night. Turned it off 90 minutes in when the plot twist was revealed. Man that's a fucking stupid film. God damn Hollywood idiots.
 
Von Trier does for film what Hendrix did for the guitar. Most of us aren’t ready for him. I often find myself questioning my ability to appreciate his work. Not because it is beyond appreciation; rather, because I am limited to my preconceived ideas of what a film is and what it should be. The Element of Crime is a film I have attempted to watch at least half a dozen times. I am rarely in a state of mind worthy of viewing such a masterpiece. I label it offensive, pretentious, because it is too brilliant for me. To accept it for what it is; to watch it: creates this enormous contrast.

The Element of Crime is so vastly superior to the bulk of cinema that it renders the competition meaningless. It is a work of such mastery that it threatens my way of life. This, more or less, is why ignorant audiences prefer ignorant films; not because they fail to see the genius of masterworks, rather because they are threatened by expression far beyond their own capabilities. They are threatened by their inability to understand; by their self-imposed limitations. It is jealousy – and self-loathing – the dismissal of Von Trier.

In the Element of Crime, we witness the narrative as it unfolds through hypnosis: our protagonist, recalling events in a trance-like state; the story, narrated by both the hypnotist and the hypnotised. What results, is something like a mix between David Lynch’s Eraserhead and a Sherlock Holmes novel. It is an ideal environment for Von Trier, allowing him to forgo filmic conventions without justification. The film is a dream and, therefore, it is treated as such. His surreal approach to the subject matter, his extraordinary attention to detail: here, it does not need to be explained. The film is delivered through a psyche-filter. We see, and hear, what our protagonist’s memory allows. The minimalistic soundtrack; the selective editing choices: there is no point in debating them; they are fragments of recollection. There are even physical elements of the story that have been erased. At one point, Fischer (our protagonist) finds a file full of empty pages: the pages being empty because their content is irrelevant. He reads them, these empty pages, as he floats down a river that does not exist; he reads them, as he floats down a river in his mind.

I have never been a fan of superimposition. Even the crossfade bothers me: because, more often than not, it is used outside of aesthetic considerations. Editors and film-makers decide for thematic reasons to shift gradually from one scene to another. But the composition of individual frames during those transitions seemingly lack consideration. We see a slow fade, for example, from a beautiful sunrise to a picturesque landscape. But the images, they aren’t complimentary. If you pause it when it is half-sunrise and half-landscape, what you discover is a mess. In The Element of Crime superimposition, and even transitions, are used to great effect. We see windscreen wipers, flames, a drowned horse being hoisted from shimmering waters; all superimposed, all perfect.

Artificial use of light and shadow generally indicates the presence of an auteur; in The Element of Crime, it is part of Fischer’s psyche. Everything is used, every aspect of film-making, in order to advance the story; everything adds, nothing detracts. Von Trier’s decisions here are beyond question, in the sense that you cannot suggest that he is simply being pretentious or pandering to the art-house demographic. Those who dismiss Lars as being overtly artistic in his approach will struggle, in this case, to make such a statement. Dreams are permitted to be strange. We may restrict reality; we may restrict the conscious: but we do not restrict the subconscious. This applies to both life and art. Dreams are allowed to be mysterious; they are allowed to be indirect. Life, on the other hand, must be understood. Similarly in the context of a narrative, dream sequences are given certain concession that other scenes must do without. Von Trier doesn’t need the dream; we do: but, it makes him more accessible; it de-Triers Von Trier.

The narrative has a mind of its own. It drifts through this dream-state, only to be interrupted by the narrators – the hypnotized and the hypnotist – when it gets off course. We find ourselves meandering through the psychological landscape of our protagonist; discovering the mystery as he does. The story is multi-layered. It is told from two different perspectives simultaneously. We see Fischer, in flashback sequences, attempting to unravel the clues in real time; while the hypnotist fishes through Fischer’s mind, attempting to unravel the clues, after the fact. We see, through a magnifying glass, the clues themselves. And we see, through hypnosis, the clues as they are remembered. The film is dark, both literally and figuratively; spotlights illuminate psychic focal points among unlit and forgotten landscapes, while an impending sense of danger constantly threatens us. Yet it is flat; monotonous; dreamlike. I am reminded of Cronenberg’s Naked Lunch.

The difference between The Element of Crime and Naked Lunch, is: the former makes no attempt to satisfy; there are no humorous crowd pleasing moments between the bleak and horrific ones. The Element of Crime is one of Von Trier’s genre films. It is, as far as his filmography is concerned, a vehicle capable of transporting him towards the commercially viable. Directed by anybody else, the film might have appealed to a relatively-wide demographic. In Von Trier’s hands, it is a mind-bending head fuck; as all of his films are mind-bending head fucks. The subject matter is irrelevant, it seems; Lars can turn anything upside down. And he will continue to do so, genre be damned.

Here is a quote from Heaven and Hell by Aldous Huxley. ‘Professor Calvin Hall, who has collected records of many thousands of dreams, tells us that about two-thirds of all dreams are in black and white. 'Only one dream in three is coloured, or has some colour in it.' A few people dream entirely in colour; a few never experience colour in their dreams; the majority sometimes dream in colour, but more often do not.’ Consequently, The Element of Crime is shot in monochrome: not black and white; but sepia. There is black and then there is varying shades of brown and yellow and red; for really the mind does not differentiate between monochromes: one limited part of the spectrum is as good as another. The point is, that there is no definition. No unnecessary details. Other films have utilized the same technique, most famously Schindler’s List with the red dress. Though, I always found this a little tacky; a little obvious; a little patronizing. Von Trier uses colours, bright blues and greens, subtly: amongst his monochromes. Somehow you don’t see a startling visual symbol. In fact, I didn’t notice that the film was largely monochromatic until about the hour mark. It is so visually stunning, and so captivating and thought provoking, that colour is irrelevant; there is no time for the question to pop into your head of whether it is shot with or without.

Sound is approached in the same way as colour. We are only given the essentials. The mind does not remember anything else. It is selective, memory. And so is the film; we are given colours as they stand out, and sounds that strike a chord. Background details are discarded more and more as the film goes on. We observe Fischer, his descent into drugs and delirium, and we watch as objective fact becomes subjective distortion. Sound effects are excluded. Voices are dubbed, all of them; every piece of dialogue in the entire film is a lip-synched recording. The speech is hyper-real; his recollection of dialogue more fanciful than reality; his memories, also, more cinematic than the events that inspired them. What we see, in Von Trier’s Element of Crime, is a romantic reconstruction of a noir detective story; both an evolution of, and a departure from, the genre.

Typically, I take a snapshot of the film and post it with my reviews. This film, however, is so consistently beautiful that I can’t begin to decide what image best represents it. The cinematography, as a whole, speaks for itself.

6/5
 
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The Secret of the Unicorn plays out like an Indiana Jones film, with twice the spectacle and half the personality. I never liked the Tintin books growing up. I didn’t see the appeal. The protagonist of the series seems to be designed to be unlikeable. There is nothing redeeming whatsoever about his character. He dresses like the preppy villainous university clichés we’ve come to expect from films like Animal House. Everything about him – his name, even his haircut – is obnoxious. It always baffled me as to how this annoying little red-headed journalist managed to garner such a wide and international audience. It still does. How does this boy become the central figure of dozens of comic books and now a feature film directed by Steven Spielberg? I really don’t know.

Going in to the film, I expected Tintin to be re-invented for the modern world. Adaptation enables screenwriters to iron out the kinks. Astonishingly, they make no effort to do so. The protagonist of Secret of the Unicorn is as uninteresting as he has ever been, perhaps more so without the aid of the reader’s imagination. His dog, Snowy, and captain Haddock, steal the show. They are a breath of fresh air. By contrast, the characters appear to be more likeable than they are. Maybe that’s the trick to Herge’s otherwise unfathomable success. Perhaps Tintin is intentionally bland in order to elevate the appeal of minor characters. Again, I don’t know.

Unicorn is not a bad film. Spielberg doesn’t make bad films. In fact, given the subject matter, what he has accomplished is nothing short of extraordinary. The animation is mind-blowing. The cinematography, if such a thing exists in the animated world, is similarly spectacular. I suppose, like the minor characters, the visual aspect of the film is heightened by the plot holes. The story is a disaster. It makes about as much sense as a video game narrative.

We follow Tintin, his dog Snowy, and the alcoholic captain Haddock, on an adventure across ocean and desert. They battle pirates, chase birds through the sky, race motorcycles, fly planes, destroy small third world civilizations, kill numerous people, and endanger their own lives; all in the pursuit of a trilogy of tiny scrolls. Why Tintin, a young journalist from London, cares so much about the scrolls is never revealed. The motivations of our protagonist are as much a mystery as the Secret of the Unicorn itself. Ignoring that, though, there is something even more puzzling about the story.

The tiny scrolls are clues left behind by Haddock’s ancestor, the former captain Haddock. Though, it is entirely unclear as to why the long since deceased captain bothered to create an elaborate series of clues leading to his inheritance. It makes about as much sense as Bowser creating a series of levels for Mario to traverse in order to save the princess. The clues are not justified within the narrative; they exist simply as adventure-inducing plot devices. Spielberg is aware of this. He knows he is directing a film based on a poorly conceived children’s story. So, he ups the ante in terms of visual spectacle. The story takes second place to the eye candy. The Secret of the Unicorn is an exercise in technological masturbation, and nothing more.

You know that scene in Indiana Jones when the huge boulder threatens to flatten our favourite archaeologist? Multiply that by forty thousand. The action sequences in Unicorn are unparalleled. Yet, outside of the context of an interesting narrative, and, comparatively, without Harrison Ford’s charisma, I found myself repeatedly bored. It is Indiana Jones without Indiana Jones. The Secret of the Unicorn is like a Young Indiana Jones film, if it was directed by Spielberg and given a budget it doesn’t deserve. Even the title is reminiscent of the Young Indy franchise: Young Indiana Jones and the Treasure of the Peacock’s Eye; Young Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Hawkmen; Tintin and The Secret of the Unicorn. The sort of titles you expect to see on discount mystery novels.

Spielberg does amazing things with very little. He does so much, in fact, that his directorial stamp overshadows the film. It is a vehicle for Spielberg, rather than a vehicle for Tintin; kind of like getting Vincent Van Gogh to paint a portrait of Garfield. I guess if you’re a fan of the comics, you might get a kick out of it. Personally, I thought it was a waste of time.

1.5/5
 
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The Appointments of Dennis Jennings (1988)

When Steven Wright accepted the Academy Award for 'Best Short Film', he kept up with his trademark persona by delivering one of the shortest speeches in Oscar history: "I guess it's a good thing we cut those extra twenty minutes. Thank you." He's one of my favorite comedians, a more surreal version of Mitch Hedberg. The dialogue in this is straight out of his stand up and there are enough visual gags to fill in the rest. Overall, the film has an existential feel to it, which gives me a total hardon. Highly recommended!
 
Saw this almost two weeks ago but it's still the last film TV miniseries (watched as a film) I saw:

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Sybil (1976)

Overall, I thought it was very well done, but I like movies that focus on dialogue and characters instead of action and adventure. ;)

Excellent acting all around with the characters. I'd say more but my brain's fuzzy--I do highly recommend this film/mini-series though. :)
 
21 Jump Street-- Was surprised by how funny this movie was. Tatum was funnier than expected and Jonah Hill was superb overall very funny flick!
 
Tuvalu

there is not anything special about this movie. but i enjoyed it. obsession is a major theme. a pretty girl is one of the story's main focuses. good stock material. has the surreal settings of Eraserhead. the cinematography of Daisies. the tone of Delicatessen. made for a stupid, artsy film that was fun to see (once).
 
Kevin Smith said, of his impending retirement, that he wants to "go out with a bang" by proving to the world that he is capable of more than just Jay & Silent Bob. He announced that his last three films would be: a buddy cop film, a horror film, and a hockey drama.

Red State is like something Wes Craven might have produced in the early 90s, though not quite as good. It is an awkward blend of horror and social commentary. He takes a stereotype that we already dislike - gay-bashing red-neck cult members - and dehumanizes them further. We see these Christian soldiers singing songs and playing piano, smiling as they kill innocent young men lured by the false-pretence of sexual gratification. Then, after establishing the villains as inhuman, he attempts to resurrect them as characters we should empathize with. They are misguided, says Smith; they are imperfect; they are, after all, just people. The film becomes as preachy as the cult it portrays, but less convincing. Smith cannot, it seems, just make a horror film. It is impossible for him to let go of his ideologies and just scare people. There has to be a Dogma aspect to it. Because, in his mind, Kevin Smith is some kind of genius. As far as he's concerned, he can make a film that is both horror and non-horror simultaneously. In the end, he produces neither. Red State doesn't prove that Smith is capable of making a decent horror film; like Cop Out it proves that, outside of his comfort zone, he is incapable. Smith is a one-trick pony. Zack & Miri is the only film without his signature Jay & Silent Bob characters that is worth watching. Why? Because it is basically a Jay & Silent Bob film, only without Jay & Silent Bob.

Smith has, so far, attempted three genre films and failed without exception. Jersey Girl is a bad drama and Cop Out is one of the worst buddy cop films ever made. Now, Red State struggles to maintain itself as mediocre. Four out of five of the films he's directed over the past decade are worthless. If he wants to go out with a bang, rather than a dribble, he should seriously consider resurrecting his pot-smoking foul-mouthed imbecilic duo Jay & Silent Bob. It's what he does best. It's what people want to see. Instead, Smith's final film will be Hit Somebody, an adaptation of a Warren Zevon song and a drama about "a hockey player with a talent for fighting."

Red State... 1 star.
 
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That was a K Smith flick?? Wow. Now that I know that it's even worse than I first formulated. A corny snoozefest. Terrible, terrible movie.
 
Saw this almost two weeks ago but it's still the last film TV miniseries (watched as a film) I saw:

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Sybil (1976)

Overall, I thought it was very well done, but I like movies that focus on dialogue and characters instead of action and adventure. ;)

Excellent acting all around with the characters. I'd say more but my brain's fuzzy--I do highly recommend this film/mini-series though. :)


I saw this a few months ago and it gave me a whole new-found respect for Sally Field, as an Actress! I know it's corny but it is pretty inspirational, considering what that woman got through! Great Film! ;)

^yeah i switched that off half way

lol


I have a crush on John Goodman(for shame...:|)

I enjoyed it, on a level...was an entertaining piece of folly('cult-leader' protaginist made the whole film)...apart from the gross mistake of clicking on the 'special features' section introduced by Kevin fucking James..over and fucking over!!!! He really is trying SO hard to frachise himself- UNsubtly - and it's sad.

50/50
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The descendants - very touching, relatable, subtle movie.

The American - loved this! It was sort of stylishly 70s cool; beautiful women, cool, handsome protagonist, was sexy as (!), quietly violent.

I'm on a bit of a George kick lately.
 
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In the land of blood and honey.

For the first half an hour I thought the main story line was bullshit but it still remained kinda gripping and it did do a good job of showing the horrors that went on during that period.

There must have been a lot of Serbs voting on imdb though...
 
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Julius Caesar was warned to “beware the Ides of March,” as it had been prophesized that he would be assassinated. The Ides of March, being approximately the centre of said month – the 15th of March – according to the Roman calendar. In the tradition of self-fulfilling prophecies, the suggestion of the event ensured that it would take place. The seer who warned Caesar was, perhaps unknowingly, his assassin.

In George Clooney’s adaptation, of the play Farragut North, the assassination is figurative: it is an assassination of character; of moral stance; and, of career. The Ides of March is a reference to: the approximate central date of the United States presidential primaries; the assassination of Julius Caesar; and, a character named Ida who – like the seer – unknowingly plays a part in the "assassination" of democratic candidate Mike Morris.

Unfortunately, these literary parallels serve as masturbatory material for academics, and little else. The alteration of the Latin word ide, into the name Ida, is about as subtle as the film. Why writers insist upon forcing historical references into their narratives is no mystery. The reference to Caesar proves that Clooney is educated, scholarly even. He is saying: I am not just an actor.

I like Clooney as a director. His films, despite being mildly pretentious, are well constructed and – for the most part – compelling. Ides of March is a good film. I am not fooled into thinking that it is more than it is; his attempt to elevate the material beyond its potential does very little for me. In fact, I would prefer it if the title had remained Farragut North and the references to Shakespeare left out. Ides is not Shakespeare; the comparison to Julius Caesar draws attention to what the film is not, rather than what it is: The Ides of March is an above-average political drama.

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2.5 stars
 
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