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What's the best prank you ever pulled?

oh oh oh, that reminds me.

One of my friends had called another mate for no apparent reason other than to chat, and on answering (the mate that received the call), said "Who's this?" (note: my mate didn't put on a fake voice or anything, one of the reasons why he kept playing along). My quick witted mate promptly said he was 'Jason Nesbit' from the Commonwealth bank and that his Credit card had been overdrawn. The mate on the other end of the phone was in shock, saying that it was a bank error and he hadn't used his card in a couple of weeks. This phone call lasted about 20mins, he'd put him on hold for a few minutes and hold the phone to the radio for extra effect. The conversation went on and my mate ended up getting him to go down to the local branch to setup a meeting with 'Jason Nesbit' to sort this problem out.

After he hung up, he got the guilts and thought "he's going to be so pissed when he gets down to the bank and they say 'There isn't a Jason Nesbit here sorry sir", so he called him back and confessed.

To this day, we have an ongoing joke about Jason Nesbit and how he's coming to collect his debts. :D
 
Shoving a mix of paint and shampoo into the cistern of our toilet when me and my cousin were bored.

It foamed like fuck when my mother flushed it, and she did indeed scream.

And me and my cousin did indeed have to don a pair of washing up gloves each and fucking scoop the foam out of the toilet and down the sink, because flushing it again just brought more foam up.

Worth it, though!

I later did it at school, with none of the repercussions.
 
On the last day of school in grade 10 at my small school in Tas, all us highschoolers (grades 8-10) decided we would barricade the teachers into the office. We grabbed every chair, shelves, benches, lockers - whatever and piled them up around all the exits.
It was quite successful until they got the tiniest teacher - she was only about 4'3", to climb out the window.

No one got in trouble either because it was a multi-class effort!
 
we used to pull pranks at uni all the time....all the usuals of swapping two people's bedrooms over while they were both out (it was super easy to break into rooms with our library cards), moving someone's furniture out to the balcony, all the usual crap inside undies and so on...we once barricaded a bunch of girls into the room they were sitting in bitching about everyone else by placing a bed on its end over the door, and then a desk behind that so they couldn't push it.

My favourite though was when we rang a dorm across the common area from us. We knew they were having a party so we rang them and pretended we were from the local radio station and that someone had entered their dorm in this radio competition, and being a Thursday night, knowing all uni students were fucked up in some way or other we (the radio station) had decided to make it a play off between them and another dorm. We told them that the first person to go down to one of the particular pubs we hung out at representing their dorm, with some evidence of being from that dorm would win 3 cases of beer. We then rang the dorm next to them and did the same spiel.

We did this because we knew they'd come over to us to ask someone to drive them down the pub. Sure enough within seconds people came running dressed in dorm jumpers and what have you and holding pieces of confirmation of room notices and so on, asking one of us to drive em down. We all played the "nah sorry, we've been drinking" thing, and proceeded to watch the rival dorms go racing around our Residence looking for someone to get them to the pub ASAP.

As luck would have it, the safety bus pulled up to do its usual route, and the driver was the RA of one of the dorms in the "competition". So his dormies convinced him to forget the bus route drive them to the pub, which he did.

I just wish one of us had been down there to see what happened when they raced in claiming their cases of beer!

They came back all disappointed looking, so we went over to their dorm all excited "did you get it?!!" and they were all like "nah, some idiot was pranking us!" I don't know how we pulled it off, but they never knew it was us that set them up!!

Ahhh I miss the days of living on campus!
 
my brothers did an awesome muck up day prank.

their school happened to be right on a main road where most of the morning traffic bypassed to get ontot the freeway, it was almost always gridlock at 8am in the morning.

they got two old cars from a smash repair place and pushed them together to make them look like they had crashed in the middle of the road -putting glass etc everywhere and people looking frazzled. they hired a whole lot of orange fluro jackets and proceeded to direct the morning traffic through the school - going in very thin roads - driving over garden beds and knocking gutterings off. my god it was a funny sight to see. the teachers just had no idea what was going on!
 
A guy who was totally into E, but a total cunt on it. We wouldn't let him have any this one night, as he was, indeed, a cunt.

He found a tub of pills.

We saw him.

He took five.


They were laxatives.

Not an intentional joke but it had me and my girlmate rolling round on the floor pissing ourselves when we saw it. Gutted.

Moral of the story is: 'Don't take something you don't know the identity of, especially if it is a big brown pill that says 'Senokot'.'
 
When I was about 8 years old, we made another kid eat mud and sand by rolling the mud into a ball, then rolling it in orange builders sand, then in normal white sand and telling him it was one of the little donut "holes". He he he, he cried when he bit into it.
 
Jedi Mind Trick

We have a friend who, when on ANY drugs, loses significant IQ and age maturity! This one time on a weekend away we got him so stoned and played a mind trick on him. Naturally when smoking weed one tends to get the munchies so we put him in charge of arranging pizza over the phone. He rings; all of us bark orders at him and off course order our pizza's plus or minus certain ingredients just to confuse him. So after 5 minutes of him trying to order this shit, he hangs up flustered and relieved. As soon as he relaxes we pass him a bong already packed with as much shit as we can get in the cone and make him smoke it. When he's done we wait .. and wait, after 10 minutes one of us says to him, "hey dude, you gonna ring for pizza?" He stares at us confused probably thinking 'didn't i just do that?' He goes around the room asking that question and all of us look at him like he's crazy and say "dude, we've been waiting here for you to call them for 15 minutes while you've been piss farting around" He thinks 'shit' better call for pizza then. So he picks up the phone and call for pizza and we all bark out the same bastardly order as last time and the guy on the phone says, "mate you already called us, they're being made now". When he puts the phone down he looks at us all and say "SEE i rang for fucking pizza". We all agree that he did so we tell him here, have a cone dude! ... and we wait ... and wait.... "Dude, fuck, are you gonna ring for fucking pizza??" Again confused, "I just did" ..... "Na mate, what the fuck you on about, you haven't done shit" He's getting cranky, adamant that he's called for pizza but not being 100% picks up the phone and rings again. We all bark our orders again and the guy on the end just said, "would you stop calling, this is the third time and it's almost ready for delivery, it's coming!!!!!" He tells the pizza guy that he's stoned and all his mate are being assholes to him, the pizza guys pisses his pants laughing. He puts down the phone and tells us to "STOP" We look at him and say sorry dude, let's all have a bong! he smokes another one and we wait .... this time about 15 minutes and one of us screams out, "i told you before, you should have rung for pizza, it would have been here by now if you'd rung!" He falls asleep, he's too stoned now. When the pizza arrived we grab his wallet and pay with a $20 note and all of us then get our shitty change and cram it into his wallet (we had to sit on it to get it closed). All in all, we got him to ring 3 times, he got No pizza and woke up with 20 bucks worth of change in his wallet which looked like an oversized tennis ball. It's so much fun fucking with his mind!!!
 
onetwothreefour said:
^^^ wow, with friends like you, who needs enemies 8(
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True that ... but what an opportunity, he's my best mate and we honestly never thought he was gonna fall for it but since he did, had to push to see how far we could go with the joke. Some people are just made to take the piss out of, he's one!
 
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