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lol, one mate's boat is 19 and a half foot, can comfortably have 2-3 people fishing, go out about 20 miles in it, other mate with big boat (not that big, 24 foot), can have four people fishing max but can cross the Channel, as long as it's not too rough.

No toilet. Second boat has a cabin, but this is the sparsest "cabin" you've ever seen, its just a dark hole below the wheelhouse....both boats are small for big seas...

And the biggest problem, both my mates are oldskool in the ridiculous old wives tales department....no bananas on board, no mentioning of the word "rabbit", and no women on board, any of these will kill the fishing....
 
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And the biggest problem, both my mates are oldskool in the ridiculous old wives tales department....no bananas on board, no mentioning of the word "rabbit", and no women on board, any of these will kill the fishing....
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L says she has come across this...in Cornwall.
 
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lol, one mate's boat is 19 and a half foot, can comfortably have 2-3 people fishing, go out about 20 miles in it, other mate with big boat (not that big, 24 foot), can have four people fishing max but can cross the Channel, as long as it's not too rough.

No toilet. Second boat has a cabin, but this is the sparsest "cabin" you've ever seen, its just a dark hole below the wheelhouse....both boats are small for big seas...

And the biggest problem, both my mates are oldskool in the ridiculous old wives tales department....no bananas on board, no mentioning of the word "rabbit", and no women on board, any of these will kill the fishing....
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Fuck man try and downplay it eh, sounds bloody amazing experience %) Has your mate tried to charge experience lusty tourists £100 a trip yet?

Fuck you - who would know you were a female in that gear - long as your not on your bad week and keep your mouth shut no one will notice :p

Sexist pig.
 
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lol, one mate's boat is 19 and a half foot, can comfortably have 2-3 people fishing, go out about 20 miles in it, other mate with big boat (not that big, 24 foot), can have four people fishing max but can cross the Channel, as long as it's not too rough.

No toilet. Second boat has a cabin, but this is the sparsest "cabin" you've ever seen, its just a dark hole below the wheelhouse....both boats are small for big seas...

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Listen man I've nearly drowned on a Thai ferry. Gimme the keys and I'll drive that bitch to San Sebastian myself.

But yeah, sexist pig.
 
fuck off, I'd love to fill the boat with fanny, nothing sexist about me ;)

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fuck off, I'd love to fill the boat with fanny, nothing sexist about me ;)

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Listen, I'm tempted to infract you for sexual discrimination in fishing, however if you can demonstrate some form of involvement from the Spade all will be fine.

I wanna see him suckin' off a fish ok ;)

Doit.
 
it's not me kate, honest, I think its stupid, I've already said. But I can't make a skipper of a boat take women out.

Look, I'm all for women fishing...

she looks very competent, if I owned a boat I'd let her on board.....how can you call me sexist :(

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Thats not a biryani.
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You're a pretentious, food, snob. It's whatever he says he is. And you don't like pizza? Who the fuck doesn't like pizza?

That's what I had for my tea tonight, the out of date pizza I bought at Co-op last night for £1.09 that usually costs £4, meat feast.

Also...

Just had a pollack and ling curry,
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Pollack and ling, what the fuck are they? Some asian friends who made you a curry? POSH CUNT! ;)
 
Ewww!!! that poor fish. 8o

What a travesty, a petition should be signed to stop the Spade fiddling with fish. Cruelty it is :!




BL - don't listen to a word the Spade has to say about chorizo or chilli or pies for that matter. Btw Killie Pies ftw ;)
 
Only in Dundee do we eat pehs. Everywhere else eats pies.

Ah peh, a bridie and an inion ain an ah.
 
Ah killie pie is an institution.

killiepie - dish of my heritage lol =D

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I remember a boy at uni from killie always banging on about killie pies as if they were the best thing ever, he brought some through and it was just a steak pie. :?

Got to be proud of something I guess.
 
Considering a killie pie differs from a scotch pie (remember Spade the majority here are non-scot so haven't a clue) you should be promoting the use of slow-cooked and spiced beef in a shell of hot water crust topped with puff pastry delicacies to our overseas visitors ;)

We're proud of our Robert Burns heritage btw..personally the pie has a lot more to offer 8)

Ta a moose...
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Tae A Moose
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

I'm truly sorry man's dominion
Has broken Nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion
Which makes thee startle at me,
thy poor earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!


I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request:
I'll get a blessin wi the lave,
And never miss't!


Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big an new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an keen!


Thou saw the fields laid bare and waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.


That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turned out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!


But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang oft a-gley.
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain
For promised joy.


Still thou art blessed, compared wi' me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e'e
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
 
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