http://youtu.be/Yste5LzF4ag Sleaford Mods - Jobseeker
Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
Is anyone's guess how I got here?
Anyone's guess how I go?
I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up -
Fuck off, I'm going home.
Jobseeker!
So Mr. Williamson, what have you done to find gainful employment
Since your last signing on date?
Fuck all.
I've been sat around the house wanking,
And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here.
My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven,
It's now twelve o'clock
And some of you smelly bastards need executing
Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive
I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite
Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to?
Nah, I'd just end up robbing the fucking place,
You've got a till full of 20s staring at you all day,
I'm hardly going to bank it?
Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
Is anyone's guess how I got here?
Anyone's guess how I go?
I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up -
Fuck off, I'm going home.
http://youtu.be/CFFWF1DnZKM Sleaford Mods - Tied Up In Nottz
[Verse 1]
The smell of piss is so strong
It smells like decent bacon
Kevin's getting footloose on the overspill
Under the piss-station
Two pints destroyer on the cobbled floors
No amount of whatever is gonna chirp the chip up
It's the final countdown, my fuckin' journey
I woke up with shit in my sock outside the Polish off-licence
"They don't mind" said the arsehole to the legs
You got to be cruel to be kind, shit man
Save it up like Norman Colon
Release the stench of shit grub like a giant toilet kraken
The lonely life that is touring
I got an armful of decent tunes, mate
But it's all so fuckin' boring
[Verse 2]
Tied up in Nottz, Nottz with a Z, you cunt
Black t-shirts and state toss
Nobby's nuts, the rule of rough cuts
A to Z of nothing gets all the shiz
We are real, we are lucky, 20p in the 10p mix
Crab eyes, another lonely little DJ with no fuckin' life
Weetabix, England, fuckin' shredded wheat, Kellogs cunts
On bleak shiz, on our cock, the green light don't stop
The shit homegrown dealers of Berlin begging for lolly
And it's beautiful how the privileged still let 'em in
[Chorus Outro]
Tied up in Nottz, Shit!
And then the dealer's tip top!
...Big up the riots!
http://youtu.be/T_egx1CBUvY Black Monday - Sleaford Mods
http://youtu.be/nd5kPWv09BQ Sleaford Mods - Some Of These Plants Are Burned
http://youtu.be/rGPDAl15LJE The Mod That Fell To Earth - Sleaford Mods