I quite fancy a G&T myself, but I don't have any tonic.
As for the paperwork, interesting no, repetitive yes. T'is a load of bollocks tbh. Crashing into things sounds doable at this point. Only a fraction of the brandy left. I had a feeling this would happen. D'ya know, I went into a shop to top up my oyster and the bloke called me "young girl". I almost switched on him. "Young girl?!, I'm nearly 30" I said. "Next time you're by yourself, think about it". I kinda understood his sentiment, but the patronising tone still pissed me off. All people seem to do is patronise me lately.
*Swigs more brandy and feels increasingly sick*
*sits basin and towel beside Tribal*

Now I'd have taken that age comment as a compliment :D
The "I'm coming up to 30 thang" is always hard, it gets even worse when you're going to hit 40... I'll be 45 this year and truly have left the "young girl" comments far behind (now considering myself as in real middle age as I hope to make it to 90

