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What would you NOT name your kid?

A nurse i know saw this lady who named her 2 kids...orangejello and lemonjello ----yes spelled like that. Strikingly similar to orange jello and lemon jello wouldn't you say. Also a lady who named her daughter clamydia (sp?).


Theese are names i would never pick


Along with the very popular names....i want my kid to have a cool name but i dont want them to be 1 of 25 ashleys in thier school
 
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I know a nurse who wrote out the names as such, the mother of an ex girlfriend of mine. This didn't happen to take place in the state of wisconsin, did it?

And satine, you have my infinate sympathy. And the whole marget big teeth association goes back to the heyday of mrs. thatcher, forever imparting a subconscious memory of british dental hygine to an otherwise untroubled name.

But, to answer the thread question, ain't gonna have kids, so it's a moot point.
 
havent skimmed through all the posts but i believe jerry seinfeld said never to name a kid Jeeves.

Dont want your kid to grow up to be a butler!
 
My neice is going to be called Clancy :\

I'll forever think of Chief Wiggum whenever I'm with her :(
 
^^^Cyril is a hot name. ;)

I don't really love my name so much....but like UAN said, I do like that it's not massively common - I always get weirded out and/or territorial whenever I meet someone with the same name as me.

I think Camilla is a horrible name.
 
crystalcallas said:
I will never name my girls Laqueesha, Yolanda, Tatiana or fuckin Laquanda. Eeew
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All of those are on my list..

I would never give my kid two names like Tiffany-Amber, Sara-Jessica, John-Paul. Hate that shit.

I would also never ever ever name my kid after myself or the father. Besides the fact that I dont really like my name, my aunt did that with her twins, she named one after her and the other after the father. So annoying! Now we have to differenciate them by calling them "Big Alex" and "Little Alex" I dont want to be known as "Big Ali!"
 
SteelyJ and GhettotasticBong, those two children have been written about in the book "Freakanomics" By Stephen J. Levitt. He devotes an entire half chapter -- a very fascinating and funny one -- to the statistics of how Black Americans name their kids. Those two names, he adds, are pronounced luh-MON-ja-low and uh-RON-ja-low. I don't care how proud their mom was to be black -- that's just cruel!

I have a strong revulsion to the name Luann / LuAnn. I imagine a middle-aged poor white lady with droopy freckled skin, a husky voice, and permanent cigarette in her mouth.
 
I'd stay a away from any Biblical/jewish names, too many Davids, Pauls, Johns, Ezekiels out there. Abigail in particular disgusts me like a plate of rotting mashed eggplant and zucchini. If in the unfortunate event that I do have a kid I'd do some research into pre-Christian or classical literature and find a name there. Beowulf, Socrates, Archemedes? :)
 
Julius, Robert, Edward, Marc, John, Ryan, Mike/Michael, James for boys' names.

Vanessa (I've had way too much bad luck with Vanessa's... fuck'em =D), Jessica, Stephanie, Ashley (too preppy), Dominique, Sheila or Catherine.


The rest is fine.
 
i am certain i would never name my child 'toaster' UNLESS i impregnated a lady and she was leaving me for another,and i somehow had the power to name the kid......i would most definitely name he or she toaster.
 
White people giving their kids names of ethnic or ancient origin i.e. trying to give your family a cultured appearance when everyone can see you are middle-class suburban white trash just like everybody else.
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I think the quintessential example of this is Maya, another name that makes me cringe.
 
i love my name. its Bart. :D

im not nearly as picky as most of you. as long as the name isnt really odd sounding or easy to make fun of im fine with whatever really. after reading the OG ive actually decided i like the name percy.
 
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