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What would you NOT name your kid?

I have some stoner friends who have named there kids Lexus, Mersadise ( and they spelled it just like that) and Lincoln. I also know a little kid named Joachim Pedro and he's a little white kid :)
 
So many people said Jennifer, that's my name, but I know it's really common and boring so that's all right. I would never name my kid Chastity or Angel cause what happens if they turn out to be a slut or a really bad kid? Other bad names include Bertha, Gertrude, Randy, and anything that is hard to spell or pronounce.
 
chrissie said:
i agree with names like madison and paige. they just sound so preppy and snobby to me.

lol... chrissie I think you know about my ex in Florida, the lawyer? those were the names of his two daughters. he hated them both (the names, not the kids).

Their mother is a stupid elitist bitch and also an attorney. :D
 
Annapurna1 said:
we had a "bong wong" (not a joke!!)...

codez_raver's stepfather met two brothers thru his business that were pronounced hi hoe and who hoe, or something like that. Not spelt like that though. I nearly wet myself! Those poor people!

goodgirl said:
ahaha good thread!!

I whould NEVER name my kids names like, Tait (reminds me of tit) hate the name
Trent, Frank, Molly,Tessa,Virginia,Lucy,Gaby,Jeniffer,Melissa,Pady,Sara hate the names SARA so much Daniel Dom or Dominique Monique and Doris

thats all i can think of right now.

:( My name's Lucy. But I agree. I hate it.
 
Anything with an apostrophe.

Cassandra: beautiful name. translation: "prophet of doom." Nuff said.

Anything ending in "iqua" or "onda," anything that begins with "la" or "L' " (see previous), and anything that sounds like a slang term for sex or like "Aquafina"

Anything that is hard to spell.

Anything that can be turned into a playground joke.

Anything that a celebrity is named, or has named their children.

Anything that can be used for both boys and girls. (Also, any name that is usually assigned to the opposite gender)

Anything that is even close to common.



Yes... my options are very limited. I'm gonna need all nine months to name my children... :)
 
^^^^^^totally agree

I work at a call center and I once talked to some chick name Placenta- WTF!! also Tequilla, Princess, Gonzella. I also would never have a name that rhymes like Lori Flory or same first name as last Bradley Bradley
 
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