Edvard Munch
Bluelighter
I love Mother Nature type women. I love women who have wide hips, big breasts, narrow shoulders, and long hair. Today I was on the subway when this pretty little italian girl got on and I thought wow shes beautiful, but in a slim sort of way. She was pretty, but just not doing it for me. But when I got home and saw my girlfriend I was just like "OMFG and this is the woman I am with!" Cuz she just has this amazing beautiful voluptuous figure. Kind of like the figure of the women in old classical paintings.
What type of figure do you like the most?
You mean fat? Or chubby? What is her BMI? I don't mind chubby girls, but if they are fat, or if my girlfriend decides to get fat, WE'RE THROUGH.
This is good: She really shows me she knows how to make a healthy child through her wide-vagina den.

However, Queen Victoria is TOTALLY NOT COOL:

I have no idea how she managed an empire in-between managing her diabetes. She needs weight therapy.