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What Tune You Listening To? vs It's only right and natural

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Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction - Prime Mover

Went to see the Lemmy movie at my local semi-arthouse cinema.

Thought we'd pop into the biker pub round the corner for a trubute drink. Ended up playing a game whereby we took it in turns to feed the jukebox, on the condition that this was played every fourth song. Simultaneously ridiculous, glorious, crap and heroic.

Needless to say, a few spins down the line and, er, we didn't exactly leave the pub of our own volition...
 
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Garland Of Hours - Exit
 
Downloaded the Afrojack Essential Mix, along with loads of other tunes! Going down a treat with 100mg line of pure meph right now. House to myself all day plenty of weed & a g of meph...Today is the day of pumping beatz & mucho pornography %)
 
Done all my healthy deeds ( 100 sit ups, 100 press ups, 100 weights, 1 mile jog) Then walk to collect drugs. Downloaded shit loads of tunes and porn last night for the occassion. Also have a few batches of MD & weed that need scrutinising while I have the house free. Today is looking good!
 
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Visits from both...

Lord Kitchener & Dr. Kitch

... tonight resulted in getting introduced to...

Ali Baba

NSFW:

]"I am not a qualified physiian
And I don’t want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don’t want to give this injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this needle
But, darling, one thing I want you know
Don’t blame me for where the needle go

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
“Dr Kitch, you’re terrible
I can’t stand the size of your needle”

She *lied on* lie down in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said “Darling can’t you be steady
I’m going to have it done very shortly”
She said “Dr Kitch I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten me”

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
“Dr Kitch, it’s terrible
I can’t stand the size of your needle”

She still wouldn’t lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I *slap* stuff her in the face with vexation
And I went on giving the injection
She screamed “Doctor stop! I can’t stand the pain!
I don’t think you’re inside the right vein”
I said “It’s your own fault you wouldn’t be told
The needle must be stick in the wrong hole”

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
“Dr Kitch, it’s terrible
I can’t stand the size of your needle”

I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to *clinch* flinch
Suddenly she bawled "It is hurtin',
Doc I can feel the penicillin going in."
I said “You little fool what you do
You talk until the needle breaking you”

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
“Dr Kitch, it’s terrible
I can’t stand the size of your needle”​
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