What to do in London in the early hours

[ColtDan]

Get your pilly willy out

 

[Hangover]

If you go to Vallance Road just two minutes walk of Brick Lane there's usually skanky hookers who do 20 quid suck and fuck in the dodgy hallways, not too bad when you're coming back home on pills in the wee hours.

Dem Fake 20's

 

[Super Ted]

I guess they are just overpriced traps for hungry, bewildered tourists.

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Yep, I went to one in Amsterdam and I was both hungry and bewildered. ... It was stupidly expensive for an average steak

 

[Super Ted]

Get your pilly willy out

Nowt much to shout about in that state

 

[Mailmonkey]

My Dad always used to claim they were fronts for Turkish Mafia heroin money laundering. I don't know why he thought that, it's quite a specific accusation.

lol, I've always thought the same, not as specific though...but whenever I've been past one they've always been empty..

I thought they were an upmarket money laundry, a step up from your fried chicken shops or nail salons.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Ahh Dalston

Best Club in the world

My gf's son's best mate died there. As it happened, for some reason him and his mate had swapped ID's for the evening so the filth came round and told my gf her son was dead.

By the way, he died of alcohol poisoning but was also found to have an extremely small amount of MDMA in his blood so he went down as an ecstasy death.

This was all obviously years ago now.

 

[backroll]

grim but very interesting anecdote that my friend! Your poor partner, too many emotions for one day that