What the dumbest thing a drug-counsellor ever told you?

[LightTrailz]

Oh another one was that MDMA drains your spinal fluid and boils your blood at the same time .

Taking MDMA is the eqivalent of sticking your head in a microwave .. it drys out your blood .. heard that from a cop ..

Theres some other really stupid ones too but i blocked most of the babble out ..

 

[Kaneh Bosm]

My favs:
[*]Cannabis is sometimes cut with glass

This one is true, I some pictures of the "grit weed" and some testimonials from people who encountered it on a documentary. It is not actuallly glass but liquid silica sprayed on the plant.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OGofNR8axCI

 

[peterluber]

Also, in high school, they handed out these little cards with supposed brainscans of people sober, on coke, and then on marijuana. They skewed them to make it look like drugs make your brain stop working. It was hilarious. Also, I met a guy who apparently takes acid, and still believed the whole, acid stays in your spinal cord thing.

 

[immad]

I wish acid stayed in my spinal cord, so I could eat a sheet and trip for ages!

 

[dtugg]

I know people that eat acid they believed to be laced with stychnine. I'm like WTF, you guys take drugs that you think have rat poisin in it? I try to tell them the truth but they usually don't believe me. Its hard for me to understand how people that are that uneducated about drugs put these kinds of substances in their bodies.

 

[phatass]

Dubmest thing a doctor told me was that meprobromate was a benzodiapine... and that ludiomil and mirtazepine aren't tetracyclic AD's (when they are...)

 

[THE_REAL_OBLIVION]

Dubmest thing a doctor told me was that meprobromate was a benzodiapine... and that ludiomil and mirtazepine aren't tetracyclic AD's (when they are...)

I had a doctor tell me that Supeudol (OXY IR) is morphine and only given for open fracture, even when knowing i'm studying pharmacology at uni...look old koot, you can just refuse to represcribe oxycodone to me but don't take me for a fucking moron!

I also hate how a lot of doctors here say Narcotic instead of opiate to make it sound more "dangerous". How can you be so stupid and have a PHD is beyond me.